Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 22, 2011

Sighs matters…

Sometimes you have to wave a sighing in front of him to get his attention.

You gotta give Horace credit; he catches on a lot more quicklyy than most guys.

run horace run!!!

You’ll have to figure it out Horace, because she won’t tell you. Rest assured though, you did something wrong!

“Oh, it’s nothing…” “You wouldn’t understand…” “It’s just… oh, nevermind…”

A sigh could mean she just wants an acknowledgement that she still exists, and he is aware of her. It could be something she’s peeved about, whether or not it involves him. Or a moment of frustration.A SIGH means Horace better say something, and he better be right when he guesses. Or he’d better encourage her to let him know what’s wrong (and then don’t offer to fix it. Just listen!)

If someone’s going to interrupt me when I’m reading, it had better be REAL important. Like the house is on fire or something.

Leave it to us women to passively say, “LISTEN TO ME!!!” Haha

I was listening to 95.5 FM this morning and one of the points they brought up is that guys would REALLy prefer if gals just said what’s bothering them. Are you listening, Missy Horse? sigh :)

I noticed he was reading between the sighs.

Ignoring a SIGH like that one could result in something really important, like your pants being set on fire or something.