Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2005
March 12, 2005
March 14, 2005
Transcript:
"What's the matter, weebear?" "Today I saw the most depressing thing, Pig..." "...I walked into a giant department store and there, in the center of the store, were the employees, forced by the owners to shout a group cheer for the store itself... A cheer for their employer!" "{And I thought, how awful must it ne to have a low-paying job with lousy benefits that forces you to say a cheer for it." "How have we allowed this to happen to us? I mean, sure, we need their jobs, and sure we need the income they provide, but for the love of all that is holy, can we at least - at least - keep our dignity?" "...THat's not theirs... It's outs." "Hey, guys, not sure if this is a good time or not, but I really think we need to start opening our mornings here at 'Pearls' with a little cheer..." "...Maybe something like..."All praise to Pearls, my brain's so small it whirls in the cavern of my head. Oh, Pearls, thee I wed... I give my sould to thee. I am nothing. Look at me." "...Bad time guys?"
ArtCreator over 12 years ago
Isn’t his name NOT wee bear?
NJ Lyon over 12 years ago
This is so out of character for Rat.
nats1fan over 10 years ago
isnt he in jail
PBS1! about 5 years ago
I must confess, I don’t think I’ve seen anything like what Wee Bear describes.
huky over 4 years ago
he got out of jail weeeeeeeeee
T- Mak 9 months ago
A few years ago, I read that the heirs of Sam Walton, Walmart’s founder, are worth more than 25 BILLION dollars, A Billion = one Thousand Million, so they equal to more than 25 Thousand Millionaires. And here I would be happy as hell with ONE Million. Or even a Half-Million.