Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 31, 2011

Crocs????

No guy uses Scotch tape for repairs.Duct tape is the only way to go.

Greatest solution ever

The Navy Way: If it ain’t broke, keep fixing it until it is.

What happened to the suicide bomber croc?

Why not give Li’l Guard Duck a chance to practice with his RPG here, Rat? He’ll take out that TV for you!

See, guys are missing a major tool in the female arsenal.

Fingernails!

Used for fighting, scraping, repairing jewelry…. and scratching at rolls of tape till the end comes up.

or, he could con his way into getting a new logitech universal remote. the one that looks like a keyboard.

But we can improvise tools. There’s an entire drawer full of screwdrivers, tape peelers, pronged pokers, hammers, etc. in the kitchen.

And then go out and buy one of those new 60 inch 3-D LCD LED flat panels, and you might as well pick up a new home theatre system and 3-D Blu-Ray player to go with it. You can destroy them all next week.

Yes, that’s the rational thing to do. Funny that Rat is the only one in the strip WITHOUT a coffee cup – probably a good thing!

I thought the Navy way was:If it moves salute it.If it doesn’t, paint it.

When I need an ordinary screwdriver they all morph into phillips – and when I need a phillips … Well you get the picture.

Just what I would do…..

Well, what can you expect of a week that starts with Monday?

Men have fingernails..they are just afraid to break one, unlike women : )

NOOOOOOOO!

LOL xxx

What about zebras wall?

Wowza, I could see me doing something like that! lol. Sad!

‘…the tab on a paper milk-bottle top (anyone else remember those?)’ and the milkman Left the milk in glass bottles on the porch. We started leaving the door unlocked & he would put it in the fridge for us. That way the cats could not get the lid off and drink the cream from the top. Where did those days go when we could leave our doors unlocked?

Screwdriver… I have the orange juice if you have the vodka.

Duct tape is good for quieting an unruly kindergarten class. However some uptight parents may not approve.

Finally they will have to replace that antique with an LCD flat screen job!

Of course, just starting a new roll of tape is out of the question.

Then when you start peeling, it doesn’t peel straight, it just tears into little triangular pieces