Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 08, 2009
Transcript:
Tiffany says, "If I ruled the world, first I'd fix disease and hungerlessness. Children shouldn?t go to bed and wonder if they'll get rice or sick. I'd also end cancer with other types of death." Tiffany says, "I'd end the war in Iranistan by making everyone drop their guns and bombs. I'd bring home our boys because there aren't enough as it is. I'd give free health so getting sick doesn't cost an arm and a leg. Also gyms would be free to get fit as a country. And it reduces stress which is well known to doctors." Tiffany says, "I'd make schools have subjects like hair and makeup that are usefule instead of pointless like history - and boring. With more fun and many social events to improve everyone's self steam! The world can be perfect! It just takes a ruler who can make the hard choices - like me!" Luann says, "Wow." Bernice says, "I don't know whether to laugh, cry or applaud."
ReneeZimbodgi almost 12 years ago
I’d laugh. It will help my self steam.
overtherainbow almost 12 years ago
Her parents must weep.
Scorchwave almost 11 years ago
The stupid is strong in this one.
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
How about all three?
jimgee over 8 years ago
better for her to have self steam than selfish team. One of her is enough.
satchichibicosu about 7 years ago
history would be more fun if they taught all the dumb facts too. <- knows way too many pointless but amusing facts about thomas jefferson
Dyceiretak almost 7 years ago
That made me crack up. One of the few Luann strips that did.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 6 years ago
I agree with Bernice.
melodymucisa 11 months ago
Tiffany is so dumb!
Naldrin 10 months ago
Well, free health doesn’t sound bad, does it?