Radio: "You are on Earth, third planet out from an average-size star in a solar system located in the Milky Way..." Frank: "Ernie, this GPS you bought is a "galactic" positioning system!"
Ernie should have read the fine print.
The voice on the GPS is Douglas Adams.
He can finally meet Dr Who. My only real wish in life.
I have a Government Positioning System stuck on zero.
Geez, you’d think it would at least tell you in which arm of the galaxy you are.
This GPS is accurate to 0.01 light year.
Which doesn’t help much for getting from here to there on Earth.
Nabuquduriuzhur: Dwarfs is the correct form. Tolkien used dwarves to match elves and the usage caught on.
I remember both versions, dbig.
And “Bang,zoom, straight to the moon” too.
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pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
Ernie should have read the fine print.
6ryph0n over 13 years ago
The voice on the GPS is Douglas Adams.
NE1956 over 13 years ago
He can finally meet Dr Who. My only real wish in life.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
I have a Government Positioning System stuck on zero.
KEA over 13 years ago
Geez, you’d think it would at least tell you in which arm of the galaxy you are.
bmonk over 13 years ago
This GPS is accurate to 0.01 light year.
Which doesn’t help much for getting from here to there on Earth.
hippogriff over 13 years ago
Nabuquduriuzhur: Dwarfs is the correct form. Tolkien used dwarves to match elves and the usage caught on.
JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago
I remember both versions, dbig.
JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago
And “Bang,zoom, straight to the moon” too.