Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 15, 2007
July 14, 2007
July 16, 2007
Transcript:
"...So I was reading this magazine while I stood in the checkout line at the grocery store - oh, I got the ice cream you like, by the way - and there was an interesting article that I didn't have time to completely finish because the man in front of me only had a few items, but one statistic in the article caught my eye - once I found the reading glasses that I thought I'd left in the bank but then found in the bottom of my purse (I really need to clean and organize my purse) - anyway, this statistic said that women speak about 20,000 words each day compared to men who speak only 7,000 words" "Hm." FIBER CHIPS SAND BRAN
Niki1983 over 12 years ago
Same’s true in my family. Maybe even more so.
Mr. Tinkles over 12 years ago
My parents were not on speaking terms for many years, so I couldn’t say…
delemus over 12 years ago
only 20,000:7,000? WAY too low and WAY to high
mamallama about 12 years ago
Hm.
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I was standing in a grocery check out line one day and happened to glance at the magazine rack.There was a “news paper” called something like “The Inquiring Reader”, or similar name, and on its cover was a picture of a horribly huge explosion some where.In the middle of the explosion cloud was a picture of a hideous head with horns on its head, snaggly teeth, and so forth.The caption beneath the picture said, “Satan’s Head Appears in the Middle of an Industrial Explosion”.I turned to the person behind me in the line and said, “How do they know that is Satan. Have they seen Satan, have they talked with Satan, have they made a deal with Satan?”The people in the line, and the check out clerk, didn’t stop laughing for 5 about minutes
Comicsandcookies about 8 years ago
That is great, Ron!
j.luciani over 7 years ago
Actually, this information is false. Women and men speak roughly the same amount of words daily, regardless of gender.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 6 years ago
No, really?
Robert Nowall Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ever read “The Defenestration of Ermintrude Inch?”