Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 19, 2011

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    Dad, he’ll be awhile, don’t wait up.

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    rayannina  over 13 years ago

    Easy to do — the Milky Way is right over there!

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    KefRayBa  over 13 years ago

    I wondered which mobile phone service Lio use to get the reception…

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    Sisyphos  over 13 years ago

    Maybe that “friendly” alien will help Lio get launched for the return trip—for a price, of course.

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member over 13 years ago

    You gotta have milk to make green cheese, so there must be a humongous cow there somewhere. Or a mutant star-eating goat. It must be finished with the Golgafrinchans by now, and will need milking.

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    mda214  over 13 years ago

    From the cow that jumped over the moon milk

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Lord save me, I had an Ex who would call my boss to remind me to bring home eggs.

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    Kromwell  over 13 years ago

    I want that cell phone/provider! To get signal on the moon! w00t

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    aerwalt  over 13 years ago

    Obviously, Dad knows that Lio has money.

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    TraceyMagrann  over 13 years ago

    I guess Lio carries a lot of money on him at all times….I am surprised he was so excited to find the dime that started this adventure!

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    jkhandy  over 13 years ago

    Milk is for baby cows, not humans, but the Industry will never tell you that. It’s basically cow pus full of estrogen and many other things that humans should not be putting into their bodies, especially women. Overloading your body with just estrogen alone, not to mention the bovine growth hormone and all the antibiotics that are pumped into cows these days, explains why breast cancer is so prevalent. Instead of just following in the footsteps of your parents and their parents, who bought into the Milk Industry’s “It does a body good” BS, do some research and find out for yourself. Dairy does not ‘Do a body good.’ Just another example of how most Americans just roll over and take what’s handed to them without thinking about it, or researching it. By the way, make sure your research articles and papers are not funded by the Milk Industry.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 13 years ago

    Reminds me of the closing line from “Haredevil Hare”:

    “GET ME OUTTA HERE!”

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    Piakster  over 13 years ago

    i would like to subscribe to his mobile plan. the cellular reception is out of this world…

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    ComicsFan76  over 13 years ago

    Lio has a extremely high tech cell phone plan, perfect for when someone has to text you when you’re on the moon.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 13 years ago

    That settles it, I’m switching to 4G.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago

    they’ve had cell phone reception on the moon since 1969. I’ve heard the recordings!

    “That’s one small step for [a] man…”

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    lynnskay  over 13 years ago

    jkhandy is right. Google “milk is not healthy” then put away your prejudices and pay attention. I haven’t drank milk for 60 years. Terrible stuff.

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    pbarnrob  over 13 years ago

    He’s gonna have to get the rocket back to the store anyway, right?Um, right?

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