Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 03, 2011
Transcript:
US District Court Judge Wesley Brown is still presiding over cases at age 103! Patrick Page Sutter of Natalia, Texas, USA, crafted a life sized statue of a goat entirely from goat dung! Gentle giant! The Basking shark, the world's 2nd largest fish species, swims at eight gentle speed of only 3 miles an hour!
FatTonyBalducci about 13 years ago
Hey, I think I work with that shark!
Puddleglum2 about 13 years ago
Was Patrick glad when the statue was all ‘dung’?
Puddleglum2 about 13 years ago
Ashburn Stadium thinks that Wesley Brown shouldn’t preside anymore …case closed!
Puddleglum2 about 13 years ago
Oh, well… what’s ‘dung’ is ‘dung’!
Puddleglum2 about 13 years ago
That shark is almost ‘basking’ even when it swims.I’m still not getting near it; I can’t swim 3 miles an hour.I can walk more than 3 miles an hour if I walk on water, but that would be a ‘mackerel’!
Hussell about 13 years ago
Re: Page-Sutter’s statue: Why????
Now that is a crappy sculpture.
Puddleglum2 about 13 years ago
@StelBel,Does that make me a ’ham’burger?I really wasn’t ‘fishing’ for compliments, but thank you!
Puddleglum2 about 13 years ago
@Dave Hussell,“Necessity is the mother of invention.”
Jogger2 about 13 years ago
My easy walk speed is 3 miles per hour.
You don’t have to worry about being about being eaten by a basking shark. It has a huge mouth, but is a filter feeder, and is not aggressive.
ferritt123 about 13 years ago
That goat “statue” is da SH*T! haahaa
jkhandy about 13 years ago
No wonder the Judicial system is in the toilet.
Fan o’ Lio. about 13 years ago
Two facts about number 2 today.
comicnut4636 about 13 years ago
Hope the goat "sculptutre is outdoors!!! What a pile of c—p!Why would any sane per…O well, never mind.
spirit2002 about 13 years ago
No, too much dung on his hands.
killerkaleb almost 13 years ago
i bet he was ‘pooped’ after that hard work