Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 08, 2011

Kaz seems to feel a little threatened by Deke. Speaking of guys named Deke, who portrayed Deke Rivers in a 1957 movie?

I believe chip, that would be some guy named Elvis.

C’mon Thorpoholoics. Give Bob Davie’s kid a chance. P1: He’s too young to have Monks hairdo.

Yes. A job a retiree was doing.

Bob should not worry… what are the chances that there is a coffee mug out there with the name “Deke” on it?

Gil figures, “This is sweet! I get an assistant coach that I don’t need to pay.”

Kaz is going to put this kid head first in the dirty jock strap bin at some point this season during a roid rage fit.

Seriously, if you were a head coach, would you let some guy you just interviewed go onto the practice field and start telling players what to do if he wasn’t even hired or briefed on team direction, workings, etc?

No, I wouldn’t let someone I didn’t know come in and start coaching my kids, not until at least checking the registry of sex offenders first.

And what’s he doing choking that poor kid in P1?

And knocking that kid upside the head in P2? This guy’s another Bobby Knight.