Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 27, 2011

But does Mark giggle like a 12 year-old girl when Gérard Depardieu is mentioned?

Anderson Cooper? Snore.

At least we now know when his hair turned white. Was he also dying his moustache? His wisp of chinny chin chin hair?

Good niiiiiiiight, Mark!

Got a hurricane to prepare for-good night.

Pat Robertson said the best way to prepare for Hurricane Irene is not being gay.

I’ve got food, water, and no place to go this weekend. I’ll be fine as long as my electricity stays on!

Give him credit, Mike stayed with it for as long as he could.

I’ve known people to shave it off to make the gray go away.

@luckylouie How can you prefer an earthquake to a hurricane? At least with a hurricane you have warning with enough time to prepare for it.

Two and a half million under evacuation orders. Just another example of the nanny state, big brother, and all that. Why aren’t the Tea Party stalwarts protesting? Our ancestors never got evacuation orders. Heck, they didn’t have all those government weather satellites and such warning them in advance about hurricanes. Nobody told them what to do! In situations like this, they stayed in the their homes and died like free men!

Mike held out longer than I did. This arc put me to sleep on Day One.

Did Colbert let an inside joke slip out?

What does that have to do with Mark’s hair? Or Mike’s snoring?

it’s getting wet here in Norfolk. Happy Hurricane, y’all!

Arye Uygur said, “@luckylouie How can you prefer an earthquake to a hurricane? At least with a hurricane you have warning with enough time to prepare for it.”.Tell that to my sister, who lives on Long Island. She says the worst part is the nonstop doomsday warnings from the weather mongers, 24/7, for days in advance — she knows it’s going to be bad, and she’s done everything she physically can to be prepared, so all they’re doing is making her crazy. At least with the earthquake they had a few days ago, it was over before they had time to get anxious about it.

And yes, I’m worried for her.

I went “gray” @ 30. Slowly turned Mr. Wonderful gray too. It’s a thankless job, but I had to do it.

He looks a lot like the lawyer that lives down the street from me.

The colorist actually read ahead to the end of the week.

Ferget about Depardieu, what about Michael J Pollard, and the man who took LSD by mistake?

Come to think of it, Oates makes me giggle too.

Okay… thanks for catching me up.

It’s hard to look hot when the viewer is out cold.