Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 24, 2011

And limp and soggy is of no further use.

You didn’t try it with Grandpa Bredo, did you?

i use the freezer to store my urine samples, so i am spared the ugly embarressment of not able to a cup full on command.

Are you using the right kind of men to start with?

Yeah. That happens with so many frozen goods that weren’t frozen quick and cold enough and were mis-thawed. Where did you get your frozen men? Did anyone miss them? So sad a tale….

There are too many delightful things on Frog Blog right now for me to even comment on all of the ones I’m now feverishly reposting to Facebook.

a) don’t blanch them first

b) freeze them before they start to go “off”

Heh, this one time, I posted a Frog Blog entry to FB, and this friend of mine commented that she’d enjoyed it very much, but had lost a lot of time feeding my turtles.

I didn’t know what she was talking about at first, but then I realized she thought Frog Blog was my blog!

FB: Dirty Harry—Today, he’d probably want a Pfeifer Zeliska .600 Nitro Express. Of course, the gun costs $16000+ and each round of ammunition alone costs $40, and it weighs 13 and a quarter pounds…. http://tinyurl.com/2wao2sa

So that’s what happen to me. I’d sue, but I still remember the first time…and the second…and

It’s a shame Dirty Harry has such poor grammar. I cringe any time I hear anybody say “being that…”

Orange you glad you carved out a Navel Peelboy for yourself?

Could be worse than a few limp soggy men—could’ve had your husband go in for a circumcision and lose nearly an inch after the doctor found cancer. Definitely would result in a loss of service

Skip the freezing step – most men go directly to limp and soggy without it.

And our merry ‘60s vixen here almost looks like she could just wriggle her nose to freeze a guy, don’t you think?

You need the new GLAD zip lock freezer body bags.

Limp and soggy men are of no use to me, either.

great blog today

The Knitting pasta comic marked unknown is from Left handed toons Titled “Chopsticks” drawn by Drew 08/16/2011 post :)

I remember that one exactly because my Grandma Josaphine always used to try and teach me to crochet (not the same as knitting but close enough) and I NEVER could learn to do it. Oh Well, I can however use chopsticks properly at least, sigh….

http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/1066/

“Simultaneously all three went for the ball, and the coconut-like sound of their heads hitting secretly delighted the bird…” -Gary Larson, The Far Side

I always wondered what the coconut-like sound of three heads colliding was like. Now I know: Kblonka-Kblonka!

Re blog: wouldn’t mind hitting the wall.

Just like cigarette butts in a urinal.

okay i have to say it. one gay guy said to another,lets stop by the mourgue for a cool one.

Never refreeze and limp and soggy man.