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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 10, 2011
Transcript:
Kate: Daddy... I think you need to see this... Newsman: The growing popularity of Danaeism - urp - has led to the rise of a grassroots political movement, The Me Party, and has endorsed Senator Kingpit Dixon for president. Dixon: To quote the holy commandment du jour, thou shalt tax everyone else!! Bob: So what's new, Joe? Joe: You reeeeally don't want to know, Bob...
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
So, thatās how religions are created.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
Wiley has turned into Garry (Trudeau)
doc white over 13 years ago
I think L.RON HUBBERD started this way(at a bar). Oh crap now they will be after me. They own Clearwater FL.
finkd over 13 years ago
x_Tech over 13 years ago
Iām not voting for ME and I advise you to do the same.Please
Nebulous Premium Member over 13 years ago
I think we should tax all foreigners living abroad.(MPFC)
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Iāll taks that religion over donuts any day of the week.
kreole over 13 years ago
I still think āBobā is Nixonā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
ANQuixote over 13 years ago
But whatās tomorrowās ācommandment du jour?ā
feverjr Premium Member over 13 years ago
The real TEE Party emerges. Tax everyone else and play golf!
AKHenderson Premium Member over 13 years ago
Kingpit must be a Wisconsin union leader.
vwdualnomand over 13 years ago
but, if everyone is me, then no taxes will be collected? standard conservatism tripe.
g.iangoodson over 13 years ago
Danae will not be pleased. Wasnāt she supposed to be President?
roctor over 13 years ago
The party of Me is the party of We Victims.
lsherris over 13 years ago
@pouncingtigerāSo, thatās how religions are created.āNo, thatās how political parties are created!
tripwire45 over 13 years ago
Actually, this is how political parties are created, but Danae is too late. The āMeā party has existed as long as politics have been around, which is to say, for as long as people have been around.
prrdh over 13 years ago
We do.
psychlady over 13 years ago
How about they stop spending our tax money foolishly?!
lewisbower over 13 years ago
ME is the ideal solution. Tax the rich, anyone who has more than ME. Cut spending on anything that doesnāt apply to ME. Cut tax loopholes that donāt apply to ME (keep mortgage interest, ed, child, and medical). If a highway doesnāt get used by ME, itās fine how it is. If a college wonāt accept me, donāt give them a dime. Illnesses that donāt affect ME should be researched by private donations. The First Amendment only applies to ME. ME. ME.
TheSpanishInquisition over 13 years ago
Tax the wealthy. All Iāll say.
Can't Sleep over 13 years ago
Gosh, Iām really confused āI thought there already was a āMe Partyā. I hear āem on TV all the time.You know, "Iām rich, so letās stop paying people Social Security, instead of taxing rich folks like Me."Theyāre the ones with their fingers in their ears and the tin foil fedoras, who can see Russia from Wisconsin.
TheAuldWan over 13 years ago
āIām from the government and Iām here to help!ā
hippogriff over 13 years ago
Or tax āUS corporationsā hiding their profits abroad.
Dtroutma over 13 years ago
While it could be claimed Danae read this commandment from TEA leaves indeed, televangelists, āreligionistsā, and yes, most definitely backers and packers of āReaganomicsā considered this core philosophy, AND law.
peachyanddanny over 13 years ago
Man, they can have Clearwater and the rest of Florida. In fact could they take Tejas with them when they go?
And if the highest marginal rates were set at Raygun levels, the national debt would be wiped out in no time. Conservatives must realize in real life, Raygun raised taxes seven times in eight years, and grew the federal government bigtime.
The Eclexian Premium Member over 13 years ago
Naaa. That commandment is just standard Democrat party line.
jkhandy over 13 years ago
Itās really nothing new. 80% of the biggest most profitable corporations doing business in the US pay absolutely no income tax, plus they get free money from this government to use towards marketing their products to other countries. Awesome! The American people really are suckers, ignorant suckers, settling for the table crumbs that drop from the feast of the elite. Pathetic!
tex4056 over 13 years ago
SHeās channeling Ayn Rand!
Superfrog over 13 years ago
I donāt need anybody else,Anybody else, cause Iāll tax myself,Iāll tax myself, tax myselfSo long, so long , so long
hippogriff over 13 years ago
Also hasnāt been heard in years because it is now the law: ReaganHood economics: rob the poor to give to the rich.
dflak over 13 years ago
I am just middle class enough to be neither on welfare nor exempt from taxation ā so I am in the running to be the last American Taxpayer
MartyLikeIts1991 over 3 years ago
Nice. Everything in here made me double-take, than laugh out loud.