Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 27, 2011
September 26, 2011
September 28, 2011
Transcript:
Chazz: Stupid walnuts! The amount of effort you have to put in just to get a bit of nut out is crazy! Hardly worth it, don't you think? Poncho: I'm a dog. I'd drill to the center of the earth and jump-start the core for a piece of food.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 13 years ago
Maybe quicker than that if it turned out to be jerky bits, eh Poncho?
Algolei about 13 years ago
Y’know, walnuts are small enough that they can be swallowed hole, if necessary. Just don’t expect to enjoy it when they come back out again.
dre7861 about 13 years ago
Algolei, way too visual an image while eating breakfast!
McGehee about 13 years ago
Hey Poncho, I know what you can get Chaz for his birthday: a nutcracker.
drose57 Premium Member about 13 years ago
Um, there IS a nutcracker on the table, Chazz . . .
x_Tech about 13 years ago
I prefer a small to medium bench vise. Excellent force multiplier.
Thehag about 13 years ago
Maybe the nutcracker on the table didn’t work.Maybe I’m specially challenged this morning but I can’t tell what he’s using on the nut. Looks like a cross between a microphone and a flashlight.
spirit2002 about 13 years ago
Chaz should use his head. It’s solid cement.
EricAlder about 13 years ago
Bah! Walnuts are the easiest ones to crack! (Peanuts don’t count, being legumes) You can even crack them open with your hands. But just try it with a Brazil nut or filbert (hazelnut). Besides, he’s got a nut-cracker!
Bob. about 13 years ago
English walnuts easy. American walnuts not so easy.
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 13 years ago
My mother used to crack black walnuts in the back yard. Set them on a flat rock and hit them with a hammer.
Miserichord about 13 years ago
The only type that I’ve never been able to crack in my hand is the coconut.