Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 15, 2011

Your zombie will sit up and beg!

You should be very careful with your pets, Lio…

After all, what are you going to do when Homer Simpson comes into town?

(I was going to mention a certain other Moron, but we need to keep politics out of these comments). :-)

Got to love those cortex crunchies.

Or should that munchies?Never mind just leave it to marketing.

I hope Zombie Snax™ are made with fresh, pure ingredients—all brains, no fillers!

Bet you can’t eat just one.

Where is it that Lio lives? Silent Hill perhaps?

Must be the new Brain Flavored Zombie Snax.

Lio instructs The Walking Dead writers how to actually do more than hack out a soap w/zombies. . ..

Oh, Lio. No matter what kind of day I’m having, you always make me smile.

Crunchy on the outside and nice and gooey on the inside….mmmm

That’s one way to prepare for the zombie apocolypse.

And for my third post….. Has anyone read “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies”?

Hey kids! Surrounded by the undead? Does Mom keep the shotgun locked up and out of reach? Keep those throngs of the unholy devil spawns from mobbing you with… New Blamo Zombie Treats! Specially formulated to taste just like real people! Available at Costco, Save-on, Trader Joe’s, and other fine grocery stores near you. So go get some today! Warning: Blamo products may invoke kiting, herding, property damage, and disorderly conduct. Not to be dispensed while operating a vehicle. Offer responsibly. XD

That sounds like the right address. 1313, Mockingbird Hill in the district of Silent Hill.

Keepin’ his “friends” happy.

Now in all the flavors your zombie craves: Frontal Lobe, Brainstem, Insular Cortex, and Bacon!

Zombies are so cute when they beg!

Kewl – Brains in a Box

What a genius child!

Zombie snacks are plant based. These are vegetarian Zombies, all they want are “G-R-A-A-A-A-A-A-I-N-S”

maybe they would like some brain-flavored mints? http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Brain-Flavored-Zombie-Mints.html

Mensa kibble. High in nutrients, low intolerance.

I bet a lot of thought went into those snacks.

for snack time.. zombies just love brain chips..

I wonder if he can get them to roll over and play un-dead?

Scooby Snacks!

sit sit come back to your grave come back to your grave stay stay