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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 04, 2011
October 03, 2011
October 05, 2011
Transcript:
Luann: "So, wanna be a "couple"?"
Quill: "You're asking me to marry you?"
Knute: "Everyone's paired up. Guess you get me"
Crystal: "Hold on. I'm looking up escort services"
Gunther: "So... um.. I wonder if.... I mean, should we.... um..."
Rosa: "YES"
So? My husband owns several brown shirts, a sweatshirt hoodie, winter coat, cargo shorts. My sons, too. Brown is not homo color. My father in law, a Mexican native, now American citizen, wears pink quite well. Real men wear pink. My sons are willing to wear something pink in October for Breast Awareness.
Has any one seen the cartoon of Bugs Bunny outtakes? Or maybe, Toy Story outtakes? There are no such things. Cartoons and comics are drawings. Planned out months in advance. So, if you find something that reflects your life then the comic becomes personal. Reality comics, go figure.
It is not 100 boys : 1 girl in China. I could tell you what it is easily enough, but itâs best for you to do some research and find out how to find real facts yourself. Clue: Youâre roughly 100 times wrong. Of course, you may have just made a typo.
Do they really have assignments in school where you have to behave like some kind of status-quo family? Espesially realizing that what was status-quo is no longer the norm.
How did Gunther have such a âsmoothâ date when he canât even look at Rosa and put together a question? How long is she going to deal with his phobia?
wow, I just got to put the palm of my hand in my forehead while I read your assumptions without researching and lack of listening to different points of view.I do not care if someone is liberal or conservative, just would like people to listen different perspectives .for the record.if I go to a conservative site, people in there call me Liberal; and if I go to a Liberal site, people there call me conservative
About Gunthers shynessâŠnotice the smart answer the people that were direct got?âŠthats good natured banter that people do once they feel comfortableâŠGunther (like most shy people) see this from the outside and are afraid they will get the same⊠good natured banter and rudness are only seperated by the feelings between the two people engaging in it
âSo- wanna be a couple?â I think Quillâs response is exactly right for such a crude question. Donât you just LOVE Crystal?And Rosa would be a good wife.
FYI â Evans prefers earthy colors for Quill. Take it up with him. Iâm sure he needs this and all the help he can get with plot and character development, too. I donât know he became a success without all this great advice. Sheer luck, I guess.
Iâm proud of Gunther for having the guts to approach Rosa in front of the whole class, heâs shy & stumbling, but he went to her, not the other way around.
@Sheriff Mordecai â for some reason I couldnât reply to your post. So here is my post:
` âSheriff, you forgot to put some sort of emoticon with your post so some of the more literal people would know you were smirking, or something similarâ ;-)
Rosa is my kinna gal⊠Oh wait, yes she is⊠Iâm getting married to my GF in November. She told me WE GETTTING MARRIED. I didnât have an answer for that except. Umm ah, oh, After 14 years of living together, I guess enough is enough.
@john abrams â Gunther isnât gay, heâs just shy, inexperienced, and still has some lingering affection for Luann. Surely youâve been in relationships where one person was more committed than the other.
We were mostly wrong yesterday. So much for our acuity.My only complaint about the reply feature is that I wish they would appear directly under the original message. Otherwise they donât make sense or you have to look back through the messages and I already waste too much time.
@marvee â When the reply feature works for me, I generally include a few words of the post in quotes âyou have to look back through the messagesâ that pertain to the reply, so that the reader can tell what Iâm replying to.
Homo colors? Slut colors? Zit faced geek colors? Hmmm⊠we may be on to something. This could be the latest greatest thing for Loweâs or Home Depot in paint chip classification. âHi, Iâd like to gay up my foyer!â -- in the meantime Quill will continue to wear muted earth tones so that he may embody the Outback palette.
âYou can dredge up whatever statistics you likeâ â as opposed to what, making them up the way you did? If you have to resort to lying and fabrications to support your viewpoint, then it canât be too valid. Sorry if that ideaâs too âliberalâ for you.
And yes, you have the right to voice whatever opinion you want, but that doesnât make you right, and it doesnât pass for a papal bull, either. People have already called you on positions and statements that you canât support, so your only comeback is belligerance. BTW, there is no ârest of usâ â youâre speaking for yourself alone, unless you somehow think youâre a royal âweâ.
Of course, since your mind is already made up, why should anyone bother confusing you with facts?
âIs that hand to forehead thing how people prevent themselves from being penetrated by different opinions? I just notice liberals do it an awful lot.â
If by âliberalsâ you mean anyone with an IQ above that of room temparture, who actually has some actual knowledge of economics, education and global events and has to listen to what passes for argument from you, then yeah, I bet you do get the facepalm a lot.
Allow me to wager that youâre also a âheaddeskâ carrier.
Thatâs right. Our public schools are substituting social engineering for education."
Ever watched MST3K? Ever seen those great âtraining filmsâ from the 1950âs, instructing kids on everything from how to shower, appropriate conduct on a date, how to interact with your family, the dangers of marrying too young, and career options for women outside the home? Betcha didnât realize those were created during the Eisenhower administration to be shown IN SCHOOL so that the (gasp) dreadful concept of âsocial engineeringâ could foster good grooming and socialization among Americaâs postwar youth. And no, they werenât shown during algebra class either. School has always been the great preparatory and training ground for life, and life is more than being able to do trigonometry. Thatâs also why it offers sports, drama, art, student government and other outlets to students.
You really might want to do some outside reading and broaden your outlook â that knee-jerk reactionâs gotta be killing you.
Of course itâs just a vehicle. Some people will always see indoctrination or malign intent or creeping socialism or some damn thing in whatever gets shown because they see it everywhere. Thatâs their agenda. As far as Iâm concerned, the first one who screams âliberalâ or âconservativeâ loses.
@Flashman â where may I send you the cleaning bill for the beverage I have spewed all over my shirt, tie and laptop monitor? My coffee went with the flow and look what happened.
Ottodesu did not dredge any stats, you did. Read his post again. If youâre going to quote stats, get them right. As Ottodesu said, youâre about 100 times wrong. Ladyhawk had the courtesy to correct you, as Ottodesu was politely doing.
I have spoken with European refugees from communism, and they say that the worst trick was to invent facts and then blame the misinforming on someone else. Your kind of stirring here is a very common commie trick.
Why do the posts of one particular person keep getting deleted within minutes? Especially the ones where he accuses people of cowardice and being liars?
âYou people sure have a lot of time to waste on the internet. Whatâs the matter?Donât you have any friends?â
Oh, bless the irony gods, he did it again! Whatta maroon! Thereâs nothing more perfect than a guy who spends YEARS trolling a comic site â to the extent he gets bounced â and then trolls under various aliases, and then comes back AGAIN to troll the new site, having the gall to demand whether anyone who depantses him in public has any friends because weâre wasting so much time here!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, clyde, weâre all camped out in our motherâs basements not getting any fresh air or anything. Nice of you to be so concerned.
BTW, your mom says to take that load out of the dryer, itâs done. Sort of like you.
@ mojito - Alllllright, Iâll take the bait. After we tie me kangaroo down, sport, weâll get âround to tanning me hide when Iâm dead. Right, Fred? Now whoâs gonna take it from here? Elwoodâs driver?
I must say Iâm surprised that youâre even moved to comment, given the fact that only yesterday you admonished everyone that you canât trust anyone on the ânet, that people who appear to be your friends are, in fact, not.
Or does that maxim only apply when youâre the one dishing it out?
No more so than, say, any woman whoâs unfortunate enough to have attracted a stalker. Itâs like most forms of stalking/intimidation/subjugation, rape and erotomania â the subjectâs done nothing more than be a type that appeals, or be there in the wrong place or wrong time- the stalker, rapist or troll is the one with the mental issues.
Pokerfaced, thereâs a huge difference between a governemnt enforced eugenics program and having a school curriculum that includes a âfamily lifeâ class. The fact that you would lump both of them together under the term âsocial engineeringâ and not see the immense gap between the two just illustrates you lack of a sense of proportion about the topic.
And trying to pass off spurious statistics as future facts to support your position really is beyond reaching â and itâs still not accurate! Do some reading, for Godâs sake. The Chinese have already realized thereâs a massive problem with enforcing a one-child policy in a society that overvalues males when those boys hit 18 TEN YEARS AGO and the rash of kidnapping young women for brides â even reaching into Vietnam â began. So no oneâs gonna be âholding that thoughtâ.
And you accused Ottodesu for âdredging statisticsâ and âbeing smugâ while you are happy to invent numbers and feel superior about a fictional future of your own invention. Spoken like a true commie. Not saying you are one, just acting like one.
I think Gunthâs nervousness is cute. Just sayinâ. I mean, the kidâs in high school, and has never had a girl actually interested in him before â cut him some slack! Seriously. If Iâd dated in high school, I would have been interested in Gunth. (Although Iâm not gonna lie â Quill is awesome in his own way. But theyâre both really sweet, considerate guys, and thatâs what counts.)
barbarasbrute over 13 years ago
Enoughâs enough, Rosa needs to move on.
wiselad over 13 years ago
the Qâs and Answers pretty much match their interactions in the last few weeks
legaleagle48 over 13 years ago
This is going to be one interesting week.
ZacBSM over 13 years ago
I love Quillâs quip. My kind of guy.
ZacBSM over 13 years ago
So? My husband owns several brown shirts, a sweatshirt hoodie, winter coat, cargo shorts. My sons, too. Brown is not homo color. My father in law, a Mexican native, now American citizen, wears pink quite well. Real men wear pink. My sons are willing to wear something pink in October for Breast Awareness.
ReneTray over 13 years ago
True.
ReneTray over 13 years ago
Yes. ( )
enth88 over 13 years ago
Has any one seen the cartoon of Bugs Bunny outtakes? Or maybe, Toy Story outtakes? There are no such things. Cartoons and comics are drawings. Planned out months in advance. So, if you find something that reflects your life then the comic becomes personal. Reality comics, go figure.
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Three fantasy Family Units sum up in a panel each the main characteristics of that couple! Well done!
princecharmeing over 13 years ago
Crystal should be with Quill
princecharmeing over 13 years ago
or Quil and Rosa
TerBer over 13 years ago
Hey at least weâre ahead in something!
ZacBSM over 13 years ago
They actually refer themselves to being homos. Gays generally refer to men who are homos while homos refer to both genders.
Ottodesu over 13 years ago
It is not 100 boys : 1 girl in China. I could tell you what it is easily enough, but itâs best for you to do some research and find out how to find real facts yourself. Clue: Youâre roughly 100 times wrong. Of course, you may have just made a typo.
Chuck373 over 13 years ago
Do they really have assignments in school where you have to behave like some kind of status-quo family? Espesially realizing that what was status-quo is no longer the norm.
Chuck373 over 13 years ago
How did Gunther have such a âsmoothâ date when he canât even look at Rosa and put together a question? How long is she going to deal with his phobia?
Chuck373 over 13 years ago
Good thing Rosa said yes. Tiff would have grabbed Gunther and made him do everything.
wiselad over 13 years ago
wow, I just got to put the palm of my hand in my forehead while I read your assumptions without researching and lack of listening to different points of view.I do not care if someone is liberal or conservative, just would like people to listen different perspectives .for the record.if I go to a conservative site, people in there call me Liberal; and if I go to a Liberal site, people there call me conservative
Mordock999 over 13 years ago
It would have been FAR MORE Interesting if this group HADNâT picked PREDICTABLE partners.
But who knows? This little excerise may finally PROVE that Quill and Luann are WRONG for each other.
Or NOT.
COFFEE time!
cork over 13 years ago
I donât like being referred to as a homo and there is no such thing as âhomoâ colors. Geez, folks, grow up.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 13 years ago
Funny,which is what really matters, love it
been there over 13 years ago
I wish i went to school with someone like ROSA .
Varnes over 13 years ago
poker, man, youâre really out there, dudeâŠ
RandomK9 over 13 years ago
About Gunthers shynessâŠnotice the smart answer the people that were direct got?âŠthats good natured banter that people do once they feel comfortableâŠGunther (like most shy people) see this from the outside and are afraid they will get the same⊠good natured banter and rudness are only seperated by the feelings between the two people engaging in it
Raygun over 13 years ago
Rosa would definitely be the âtop manâ in that family.
chicken 33 over 13 years ago
Rosa knows Gunther will pull down major bucks.
nancyroy2 over 13 years ago
jeez⊠get some confidence buddy.
jebjayman over 13 years ago
âSo- wanna be a couple?â I think Quillâs response is exactly right for such a crude question. Donât you just LOVE Crystal?And Rosa would be a good wife.
nancyroy2 over 13 years ago
Iâve just started following this strip⊠Iâm out of the loop. itâs like a soap opera ⊠now Iâm addicted.
R Ball Premium Member over 13 years ago
@Nancy: The wikipedia entry on the strip has a lot of background on the characters.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 13 years ago
FYI â Evans prefers earthy colors for Quill. Take it up with him. Iâm sure he needs this and all the help he can get with plot and character development, too. I donât know he became a success without all this great advice. Sheer luck, I guess.
ChappellGirl5 over 13 years ago
maybe sheâs not taking this class this semester
mojitobaby over 13 years ago
Addressing him is acknowledging him and giving him a forum. If you donât answer him, he has no one to talk to but himself.
ChappellGirl5 over 13 years ago
Iâm proud of Gunther for having the guts to approach Rosa in front of the whole class, heâs shy & stumbling, but he went to her, not the other way around.
ChappellGirl5 over 13 years ago
and thank you Rosa for putting him out of his misery before he hurt himself LOL
imbaldeagle over 13 years ago
@Sheriff Mordecai â for some reason I couldnât reply to your post. So here is my post:
` âSheriff, you forgot to put some sort of emoticon with your post so some of the more literal people would know you were smirking, or something similarâ ;-)
rvonluchen over 13 years ago
Less drama than I was counting on.
REDROCKER51 over 13 years ago
will they be funny soon?
lance96816 over 13 years ago
Rosa is my kinna gal⊠Oh wait, yes she is⊠Iâm getting married to my GF in November. She told me WE GETTTING MARRIED. I didnât have an answer for that except. Umm ah, oh, After 14 years of living together, I guess enough is enough.
Kirk Sinclair over 13 years ago
@john abrams â Gunther isnât gay, heâs just shy, inexperienced, and still has some lingering affection for Luann. Surely youâve been in relationships where one person was more committed than the other.
marvee over 13 years ago
We were mostly wrong yesterday. So much for our acuity.My only complaint about the reply feature is that I wish they would appear directly under the original message. Otherwise they donât make sense or you have to look back through the messages and I already waste too much time.
imbaldeagle over 13 years ago
@marvee â When the reply feature works for me, I generally include a few words of the post in quotes âyou have to look back through the messagesâ that pertain to the reply, so that the reader can tell what Iâm replying to.
tonytundra1994 over 13 years ago
Gunther need to STOP saying um um um um um um girl gonna hate you !!!!
wiselad over 13 years ago
specially when sadly, many parents abandon their pregnant daughter and/or the teen father, and they forced to make it completely on their own
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 13 years ago
Homo colors? Slut colors? Zit faced geek colors? Hmmm⊠we may be on to something. This could be the latest greatest thing for Loweâs or Home Depot in paint chip classification. âHi, Iâd like to gay up my foyer!â -- in the meantime Quill will continue to wear muted earth tones so that he may embody the Outback palette.
ldyhwkd over 13 years ago
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ch.html
Chinaâs population is 52% male to 48% female or 12 girls for every 13 boys.
gocartmozart over 13 years ago
What has happened to the Brad, Toni & Ann thing? Iâm waiting on that.
mojitobaby over 13 years ago
âYou can dredge up whatever statistics you likeâ â as opposed to what, making them up the way you did? If you have to resort to lying and fabrications to support your viewpoint, then it canât be too valid. Sorry if that ideaâs too âliberalâ for you.
And yes, you have the right to voice whatever opinion you want, but that doesnât make you right, and it doesnât pass for a papal bull, either. People have already called you on positions and statements that you canât support, so your only comeback is belligerance. BTW, there is no ârest of usâ â youâre speaking for yourself alone, unless you somehow think youâre a royal âweâ.
Of course, since your mind is already made up, why should anyone bother confusing you with facts?
mojitobaby over 13 years ago
âIs that hand to forehead thing how people prevent themselves from being penetrated by different opinions? I just notice liberals do it an awful lot.â
If by âliberalsâ you mean anyone with an IQ above that of room temparture, who actually has some actual knowledge of economics, education and global events and has to listen to what passes for argument from you, then yeah, I bet you do get the facepalm a lot.
Allow me to wager that youâre also a âheaddeskâ carrier.
mojitobaby over 13 years ago
â@Chuck373
Thatâs right. Our public schools are substituting social engineering for education."
Ever watched MST3K? Ever seen those great âtraining filmsâ from the 1950âs, instructing kids on everything from how to shower, appropriate conduct on a date, how to interact with your family, the dangers of marrying too young, and career options for women outside the home? Betcha didnât realize those were created during the Eisenhower administration to be shown IN SCHOOL so that the (gasp) dreadful concept of âsocial engineeringâ could foster good grooming and socialization among Americaâs postwar youth. And no, they werenât shown during algebra class either. School has always been the great preparatory and training ground for life, and life is more than being able to do trigonometry. Thatâs also why it offers sports, drama, art, student government and other outlets to students.
You really might want to do some outside reading and broaden your outlook â that knee-jerk reactionâs gotta be killing you.
Not to mention the foot in mouth thing.
flashman.ace over 13 years ago
Oh, you mean everyone should just âgo with the flowâ? Allow me to spend the rest of the afternoon laughing at you.
Not that I donât alreadyâŠ
flashman.ace over 13 years ago
Of course itâs just a vehicle. Some people will always see indoctrination or malign intent or creeping socialism or some damn thing in whatever gets shown because they see it everywhere. Thatâs their agenda. As far as Iâm concerned, the first one who screams âliberalâ or âconservativeâ loses.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 13 years ago
@Flashman â where may I send you the cleaning bill for the beverage I have spewed all over my shirt, tie and laptop monitor? My coffee went with the flow and look what happened.
Chocoloop over 13 years ago
Very good!
Mighty_Mouse over 13 years ago
Ottodesu did not dredge any stats, you did. Read his post again. If youâre going to quote stats, get them right. As Ottodesu said, youâre about 100 times wrong. Ladyhawk had the courtesy to correct you, as Ottodesu was politely doing.
I have spoken with European refugees from communism, and they say that the worst trick was to invent facts and then blame the misinforming on someone else. Your kind of stirring here is a very common commie trick.
imbaldeagle over 13 years ago
Now you see it, now you donât. My old eyes are playing tricks on me. I was sure there was 2 flashposts by JJ. But they are no more `sob`
imbaldeagle over 13 years ago
Oh Oh, donât read my post as an abbreviation â I meant it as sarcasm for being sorry!!!
Mighty_Mouse over 13 years ago
Why do the posts of one particular person keep getting deleted within minutes? Especially the ones where he accuses people of cowardice and being liars?
flashman.ace over 13 years ago
âYou people sure have a lot of time to waste on the internet. Whatâs the matter?Donât you have any friends?â
Oh, bless the irony gods, he did it again! Whatta maroon! Thereâs nothing more perfect than a guy who spends YEARS trolling a comic site â to the extent he gets bounced â and then trolls under various aliases, and then comes back AGAIN to troll the new site, having the gall to demand whether anyone who depantses him in public has any friends because weâre wasting so much time here!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, clyde, weâre all camped out in our motherâs basements not getting any fresh air or anything. Nice of you to be so concerned.
BTW, your mom says to take that load out of the dryer, itâs done. Sort of like you.
ZacBSM over 13 years ago
There are political forums elsewhere.
RinaFarina over 13 years ago
âŠ.SIGHâŠ.
caramelapple over 13 years ago
am i the only one who thinks Quill is Hot? :P
mojitobaby over 13 years ago
Pretty funny, too. How about if we discuss religion next?
caramelapple over 13 years ago
lol, good, i was getting worried
caramelapple over 13 years ago
@mojitobaby
i was just reading the whole Brown Shirt discussion. Seriously people, just enjoy the looks, not the shirt ;]
caramelapple over 13 years ago
oh, and does anyone know why i have a pro thingy. To be honest, i seriously started like, right now and i have it :P
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 13 years ago
@ mojito - Alllllright, Iâll take the bait. After we tie me kangaroo down, sport, weâll get âround to tanning me hide when Iâm dead. Right, Fred? Now whoâs gonna take it from here? Elwoodâs driver?
flashman.ace over 13 years ago
The âmob effectâ, clyde? Really? Truly?
I must say Iâm surprised that youâre even moved to comment, given the fact that only yesterday you admonished everyone that you canât trust anyone on the ânet, that people who appear to be your friends are, in fact, not.
Or does that maxim only apply when youâre the one dishing it out?
imbaldeagle over 13 years ago
And donât lets get started on the platypus duck.
flashman.ace over 13 years ago
No more so than, say, any woman whoâs unfortunate enough to have attracted a stalker. Itâs like most forms of stalking/intimidation/subjugation, rape and erotomania â the subjectâs done nothing more than be a type that appeals, or be there in the wrong place or wrong time- the stalker, rapist or troll is the one with the mental issues.
mojitobaby over 13 years ago
Pokerfaced, thereâs a huge difference between a governemnt enforced eugenics program and having a school curriculum that includes a âfamily lifeâ class. The fact that you would lump both of them together under the term âsocial engineeringâ and not see the immense gap between the two just illustrates you lack of a sense of proportion about the topic.
And trying to pass off spurious statistics as future facts to support your position really is beyond reaching â and itâs still not accurate! Do some reading, for Godâs sake. The Chinese have already realized thereâs a massive problem with enforcing a one-child policy in a society that overvalues males when those boys hit 18 TEN YEARS AGO and the rash of kidnapping young women for brides â even reaching into Vietnam â began. So no oneâs gonna be âholding that thoughtâ.
Mighty_Mouse over 13 years ago
And you accused Ottodesu for âdredging statisticsâ and âbeing smugâ while you are happy to invent numbers and feel superior about a fictional future of your own invention. Spoken like a true commie. Not saying you are one, just acting like one.
Mighty_Mouse over 13 years ago
But I did like your JJ comment, so you are probably sincere.
CrazyWriter94 over 11 years ago
I think Gunthâs nervousness is cute. Just sayinâ. I mean, the kidâs in high school, and has never had a girl actually interested in him before â cut him some slack! Seriously. If Iâd dated in high school, I would have been interested in Gunth. (Although Iâm not gonna lie â Quill is awesome in his own way. But theyâre both really sweet, considerate guys, and thatâs what counts.)
Hatjuggler1 over 8 years ago
I think Rosaâs the most mature communicator of them all.