The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 19, 2011

Urk…

Freudian slip eh

Said a wise old man.In that case I’m a garbage can!

Victor Buono

McDonald’s uses cow?

Ha! “I’m Lovin’ It”

Looks like a Happy Meal.

It was a very moving funeral….. I believe there was a conveyor belt involved…

And if you order the value model, you’ll just end up paying extra for lettuce, tomato, and chee….. I mean satin. And….um…..

lol, I actually know of a place called skinner funeral home xD

Looks like a “sad meal”

Should have gone to Shady Rest.

So thats what is meant by “Till the cows come home”

Ok, “Have It Your Way.” Cremated, flame broiled, what’s the difference?

@ prrdh Well they tanned his hide when he died prrdh, and that’s it hanging on the shed.

“Oh Mr. Skinner, I’m afraid Big Mac would never fit in that.”

♪♫ ALL TOGETHER NOW! Tie me kangaroo down…♪♫

I remember always singing Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport when I was only 5 years old.

♪♫Doot…doot..doot..doot doo… I’m Lovin’ It! HAha!

Thanks JP Steve for the music notes! :-)

What little actual beef there is in a McCrap burger is soaked in ammonia in an attempt to kill the high levels of E-coli resulting in the feed lot environment, where cows are ankle deep in their own excrement and fed corn, not grass. Another awesome contribution from man. Yummy!! Eat up America!

Th’ Styrofoam coffin be a warnin’ sign. An’ th’ bed o’ lettuce inside.

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“They did such a good job on him, Bessie. He looks so organic…”