Monty by Jim Meddick for September 18, 2011
September 17, 2011
September 19, 2011
Transcript:
I'm very much in need of a nasty puppet act. I'm prepared to offer you a 10% bonus for an exclusive engagement!... Here that, ya lucky schmuck?... Somehow you scammed Mr. Lard $@#$ over there into a 10% raise! Well, I can entertain at weddings, bar mitzvahs and... What? Are you nuts?! Entertain?! Ha! Your act couldn't get laughs from a hyena on nitrous! If you can just give me one more week, I'm sure I'll have the rent... Works bound to pick up soon and... Oh yeah, sure. Any day now... The want ads are just chalk fulla opportunities for ventriloquists! Ha! And they call me a dummy! I wouldn't give this schlub a nickel! Seriously! Look at th' guy! What're th' odds he'll blow it on booze? C'mon, wise up! Help
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Monty’s Nightmare Descent into Ventriloquist Hell!
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
….do I hear the theme for The Twilight Zone? … Monty’s sign says it all.
Wenthral about 13 years ago
I have a wood burning stove that he can use to get rid of that odd growth on his left hand.
Ottodesu about 13 years ago
We often cruel ourselves far better than anyone else does.BTW, did Danny Kaye ever do a movie with a dummy? I seem to recall him having an argument with one.
hometownk Premium Member about 13 years ago
Please let him be sleeping and this is just a nightmare.
boldyuma about 13 years ago
Cliff Robertson..1962…Twilight Zone…
Episode:..“The Dummy”
RIP Mr. Robertson…
Markf2k about 13 years ago
I love the puppet! It would be great to see him featured in a story line.
iced tea about 13 years ago
Monty, you have so many other talents and friends. Just get by with a little help from your friends. Burn the dummy while you’re at it!
OldestandWisest about 13 years ago
The Danny Kaye movie was “Knock on Wood” from 1954. It came out on DVD about a year ago.
pokeystick over 1 year ago
Wow,,, thanks for reference to the old Twilight Zone. It sounds vaguely familiar.