Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 30, 2011

But will it improve his score?

maybe a noose

You are comic genius…you should be doing a strip of your own. Your funny.

How did Rodney get roped into this ?

Actually, if he was a really tough coach, the rope would run from Rodney’s nose to his family jewels.

It would seem that Dogsniff and Hillbillyman need to get a room. :­­­­·)

Maybe this is what Tiger needs. :)

Well, I’ve had my fantasies about a threesome, but that’s not quite what I had in mind.

So how’s he supposed to swing the club?

Nobody’s hit the nose with any of the punnage yet, …

A good worker is supposed to keep is shoulder to the wheel, his eye on the ball, his ear to the ground, and his nose to the grindstone…but just try to get any work done in that position

Rodney has to breathe out of his mouth from now on.

Hmmm, that coach looks like Dorf. Anyone remember that bit?