Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 22, 2011

he needsto be humbled… maybe by a little girl woho goes by cartoon critic 2544 perhaps?

Rat is increasingly reminding me of my mom. Sad but that’s not a joke.

A legend in his own mind.

Well, it is the Tenth month.

Rat keeps a diary? Isn’t that kind of girlie for such a misogynist?

Since this is Rat, I was expecting some of those days to say “eleven”.

so did everyone else….

Is it jest me or does rat seem a little tens today?!? – - – - ☻

I’d rate Rat a 10 … on a scale of 100.

Trust him!

xxx

Enough of the rat already

At least Rat’s ego is consistent…

Shouldn’t zero be in the range of possible values (until the star type rating scales began on internet and forced a 1 as the minimum)? I award rat a zero for today.

If 1 is the highest rating on that scale and 10 the lowest, Rat is being honest.

enough with rat and his ego…bring on the crocs!

I need me some Bob and Larry!!!

“…parents got to be lowdown to be puttin’ a bullet in the furnace…”“pssst, Larry… he’s putting down your mother…”

Maybe he saw the PBS Pearl Jam documentary last night.

I gotta agree… I think I’d be cool if Rat occassionally acted nicer… Though, I have to say, the one of Rat turning Pig’s room into a “Hookah” Lounge, was great… :) Anyone know which one that was?… I also love the kidnapping of Larry the Croc’s wife… I still say, i want one where Rat goes to a reform school… At least, it would make me feel better to see some effort put in by his friends to reform his ego… :)Don’t mind me, just perseverating on this, here…

Once again Rat gets his Goat.

Is that pencil tucked ‘under’ rats ear?

23 X 11, almost 2:00 AM CDT— Wha’ hoppen to Sunday’s PBS (it’s not at Arcamax, either)?

NNO STRIP TODAY!!!! (10/23/11)

I wish he’d do more puns. There haven’t been any really funny strips for a long while…

Well, one things for sure. Rat’s diary entry wasn’t for the month of February!