Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 15, 2011

Down he goes! Crack! Concussion! Send in the backup kicker!

This is where the game is interrupted by a protest against that corporate fat-Wildcat and his cronies. #OccupyMilford

Azal Jaddou picks it up,rolls out,looks for a receiver,and his right eye explodes out of his helmet.

Someone should tell Azal that the holder is his teammate, and pushing him down when he’s trying to get up and pursue the ball is a bad idea. From the resurrection-like beams of light behind Azal, are we to conclude that he’s about to become Milford’s star running back?

Oh no- I see memories of Garo in the Super Bowl passing the ball.

I believe the holy beams mean that Azal has just revealed himself as the Hidden Imam and the End Times are upon Milford.

Azal is the nephew of Garo nad he wants to erase any memories of Uncle Garo’s Super Bowl disaster and bring back honor to family

As Thomas Dolby’s illegitimate son, Azal’s evil eye is igniting and he will blind the Tiffs with SCIENCE!

In P2 Azal looks like an old-time faith healer on the tent circuit. “Rise and walk again. Let the power of faith restore mobility to those weakened legs.”

He must have false started if he was that close to the holder when the ball got there. Obviously he scores a TD since his radiance is blinding everyone on the field.

OMG … this is just the home opener ?!??

Wait … maybe Azal will be the new star in the Wildcat offense … Wildcat will be pleased, thinking they named it after him, and all will be well!Next up, basketball season!

The Curse of Azal on all of you.

I appreciate that Gil is sporting his Armani sportcoat for the home opener. He had to be talked out of the retro bell-bottoms and the stacked heels.

" … looks for a receiver, and … destroys the stadium with a suicide bomb."