Monty by Jim Meddick for October 29, 2011

That’s admirable, Gretch, but maybe a tad overdoing it….

It’s better than having to pick up real rat skulls and replace them with sugar ones.

Night-Gaunt…. you mean it’s NOT really a protective coating for furniture? Uh oh.

If the dust is thick enough, it is. No one will sit in it.

To make a scarey looking house, coat everything with a thick layer of powdered sugar. Cleanup is also easy because the ants will do it for you.

Gretch is getting ready for Monty to wear that lampshade and become as usual the life of the party.

See, the way to do it is to clean the cobwebs a week or so before Halloween. That way, when the spiders make new ones, they’ll be clean and fresh, just like the store bought ones!

Be like Lily Munster. Hang old cobwebs up everywhere.

Ya gotta clean before putting out the fake stuff. How else are you gonna be able to tell which spider is real? BTW – between this morning and this afternoon, my front window in my apartment got a rather large spider. Fortunately, its on the outside. In the middle, where only a broom can reach.