Monty by Jim Meddick for October 29, 2011
October 28, 2011
October 30, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: No... I'm busy... I'm getting the apartment ready for the Halloween party... uh-huh... hmmm... right... Well, at this point, I'm just vacuuming up real cobwebs and replacing them with fake cobwebs...
Ya gotta clean before putting out the fake stuff. How else are you gonna be able to tell which spider is real? BTW – between this morning and this afternoon, my front window in my apartment got a rather large spider. Fortunately, its on the outside. In the middle, where only a broom can reach.