So, Burger King’s decision to dump their scary mascot had nothing to do with “a change in ad companies”. The poor guy just wasn’t the same after the infamous “moat incident”.
Da croc done et da king…What a terrible ting…His majesty no more…Now jus a crown on da floor….On nice white meat I sup…My belly dun full up…So now me gon ta sleep…An not a peasant ey gon weep…
hsawlrae over 13 years ago
Now, you go to your room.
kreole over 13 years ago
Well, at least it wasn’t the King that fired him.
Rodney99 over 13 years ago
That poor crock! Somebody get the stomach pump- Quick!
farmermatt over 13 years ago
A king fit for a meal.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Is that ALL you’re going to say?
Ida No over 13 years ago
So, Burger King’s decision to dump their scary mascot had nothing to do with “a change in ad companies”. The poor guy just wasn’t the same after the infamous “moat incident”.
gjsjr41 over 13 years ago
Was that King Fink from Id?
chicken 33 over 13 years ago
Now I got a royal pain in my__.
markmoss1 over 13 years ago
Chicken 33: Bob avoided that by spitting out the crown.
Charles Brobst Premium Member over 13 years ago
Bob’s first day as king!
APersonOfInterest over 13 years ago
This too shall pass.
Radical-Knight over 13 years ago
The croc is Bob the Moat Monitor!
tripwire45 over 13 years ago
Bird’s gotta fly. Croc’s gotta eat.
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
Tastes like zeeba!
paulproteus48640 over 13 years ago
live by the croc die by the croc
Can't Sleep over 13 years ago
I don’t know – with the kingdom under new management, Bob’s new boss might promote him.
Redhead55 over 13 years ago
Great puns everyone!
Dtroutma over 13 years ago
Is there a clock in this crock too?? Tinkerbell??
psychlady over 13 years ago
Yeah, this too shall pass.
ajnotales over 13 years ago
“The King is dead; long live King Bob!”
MartyMartian over 13 years ago
when are we going to hear more about the Ekert. Bring back the Ekert.
Ermine Notyours over 13 years ago
Add this to the last words cemetery:“Aw, c’mon. Everyone knows crocodiles are safe outside the water.”
JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago
“…and made regicide inside Bob’s insides.”
Joseph Krois over 13 years ago
Da croc done et da king…What a terrible ting…His majesty no more…Now jus a crown on da floor….On nice white meat I sup…My belly dun full up…So now me gon ta sleep…An not a peasant ey gon weep…
Joseph Krois over 13 years ago
Is this the same croc that ate the golfer a few months back? Why are we letting crocodiles do all our dirty work!
Hunter7 over 13 years ago
“URP!” where’s dessert?