Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 18, 2011

That perv

Is he in Congress?

Pollen party!

Any NRA member could tell you that threatening him with your pistil wouldn’t work.

Its called Sexting by my older kids.

Next he will be stalking her if she’s not careful.

No 6 — first he has to get her into his bed…

I know, I know…..he says he’s ready to put down roots

But he’s a pretty seedy character, and I don’t think he’s ever going to turn over a new leaf.

Does he take those little blue pills to increase his stamen power?

What a weedo!

The pestle you say!

Dude sounds like a blooming idiot.

Let;s “leave” it at that.

Orchids have an even worse problem. . . .

How sad such stigma results when his enthusiasm undoubtedly stems from Daisy drawing her pistils at dawn. I say, sow what? Nothing to furrow one’s brow over.

Yes, Susan always has the quippiest quotes.

was it a nice stamen?