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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 07, 2011
Transcript:
Pito: I've done what you asked! I've taken you to the pirates' den - please don't make me listen to you sing any more Britney Spears songs! Rip: Where does River Jack hold the prisoners? Pito: A boat! It's just east of the hideout, across from the Stuckey's! Meanwhile Jack: Send Bliss to my quarters. As for this mercenary - Give him the River Jack special! Goon: I knew I should've take notes in that orientation meeting!
Mongo over 13 years ago
Rut-roh! Looks like Pops is going to get the âtreatmentâ.
Maybe the Chippendales doing Britney Spears covers.
âOh, hit me baby one more timeâ!!!!
punchydugan over 13 years ago
A Stuckeys AND a Dairy Queen? These River Pirates live large.
GypsyWoman over 13 years ago
I would give my right thumb to hear Rip sing Britney Spears.
McGehee over 13 years ago
When Pops escapes the pirate guy will go back to River Jack and sing, âOops, I Did It Again.â
TheDOCTOR over 13 years ago
NotâŠâŠ.The RIVERJACK SPECIAL!!! [cue âDramaâ button]
Dragoncat over 13 years ago
Stay tuned to learn what can happen when you donât study.STAY IN SCHOOL!!!
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 13 years ago
Stuckeyâs? Donât forget the Pecan Log!