Pickles by Brian Crane for November 05, 2011

You’re lucky Earl that Opal didn’t shove that lipstickup your nose.

Earl, you have a serious case of ‘foot in mouth’ disease. Even a CPAP machine can’t cure the ‘hot air’ you are expressing.

The only reason she didn’t kill Earl on the spot, is that Nelson would have been a witness.Opal needs to make it look like an accident.You better sleep with one eye open Earl.

The barn might look better, unless Opal were to apply several coats of paint.

No comment.

He should toss the old bat out and see how she likes it.

My father in-law use to say “Face Paint, makes you what you ain’t”

Opal needs Paint Shop Pro…

or, “Many an old hen makes a goose of herself by trying to look like some chic”.

LOL

Nelson is a lucky kid. He’s getting a free master class on Life.

I think you enjoy being a slow learner, Earl. (I think it’s great!)

At least he didn’t use the lipstick on a pig analogy.

LOL LOL!

xxx

And as for you Earl, you just figured that out about your grandpa? No wonder your always in trouble with Opal!

Earl should’ve kept his mouth shut.

You don’t have to watch what you say so much as who is around when you say it.

Ahh Nelson’s not a bad boy. But if he keeps listening to Grampa Earl he just might be worst, worst that is."

Wow I didn’t even know that she can wear lipstick!