Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 10, 2011

Heh-heh-heh!

You show em, Lio! My little cousins had some neighborhood jerks crush their pumpkins and they were really sad about it. I’d love it if this kind of thing happened in real life.

In real life, If you knowingly pose a hazard specifically to injure someone and they do, you are libel for their injuries in some places. Even if i is on/with your property.

In cartoons it is funny.

Let the bastards sue.

Nice first step in sweet vengeance on behalf of the Smashed Pumpkins! These new pumpkin-guys, though, are a couple of blockheads, ’tis true.

Now here’s an idea for next year.

Payback is a b===h!

This is gonna be a pain to remove. Knowing Lio, though, he probably wouldn’t want to remove it. And really, a rotting pumpkin full of cement is tame for this guy.

To the last two: AMEN!

Someone did this in real life this year. Got in the news and not in trouble.

The Great Pumpkin Sting!

Love it, love it, love it.

All right Lio!

better than yesterdays bowling ball idea

Way to go, Lio!

Years ago someone built a big snow Garfield outside a vet’s office and a car rammed it. Turns out it was built around a concrete trash bin. Not good for jerk’s car.

How does he keep the wet cement inside with eye and mouth holes in the pumpkin?

I don’t think those bullies will be coming back too soon…

What a couple of blockheads, all 3 of ’em!

Ahhh. Sweet justice!

I did the two coaxial mailboxs with the space filled with concrete thing. I had to use my bucket loader to get it on the “post” since the finished product weighed over 100 pounds. Tthe post was a chunk of I beam I had lying around, a wooden post would not have lasted. Since my mailbox is behind a guard rail, there is not the issue of creating a “dangerous” mailbox as far a cars running into the immoveable object. No more trouble with mailbox baseball after that.

Being from the country we also had issues with the old bat the mailbox players – dad solved that one weekend by building a red brick housing around ours – two weeks later they kids where playing again but they didn’t notice the need addition to ours because they liked to drive with their headlights off to lower their chances of being spotted – the next day at the high school the kid with his right arm in a fresh new cast was getting a lot of flack.

“That pumpkin is about two feet wide.”

and the bullies two feet shorter!

he loves helping the pumpkins… SO SWEET

THAT.WAS.AWESOME. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

My grandmother used to tell me and my cousin to keep our pumpkins in the window, so that teenagers could not bust them on the street. I did not heed her, hence I lost my pumpkin.

I still say he should’ve turned them into pumpkinheads. Or set Lord Pumpkis on them! (See Imagine This).