Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 08, 2011

If Arlo got lucky why does her hair look perfect?

Good point, doublepaw

There is no right answer to some of these questions. Just nod and hope you get lucky!

Should’ve quit while he was ahead.

I’m the one who can always blow a 50-50 choice.

Arlo gave the only safe answer…..

The only safe thing to do is install subtle fun house mirrors.And of course “subtle fun house mirror” is an oxymoron, just like anyone who tries to answer that question only without the oxy/

Better than the sauce pan style she had several years back.

Right on. My wife asks when she wants an honest opinion, and I give it to her. But don’t ever say anything negative about something that can’t be improved (e.g., size and shape of various body parts).

I don’t ask because I don’t care.

Oooooo I think I’m in love with sheila!

Lucky hair day

These type of questions are moronic (and I’m a woman). I’d never ask a question like that. If he gives her a compliment without her fishing for one, then that’s much more sincere.

he missed the “you look like a million dollars” line. gets my wife everytime

About a foot too short, Janis….

Not a hair out of place.