New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for November 05, 2011

….“and how did he smell?”

“Oh, for goodness sake – I just told you he had no nose. Don’t you ever listen?”

Really?How does he breathe?

“Awful!”

What?

“I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I asked him if I could have his shoes.” —Idaknow

LOL!! Thanks for the laugh, Pab.

Remember, remember the 5th of November.

I had a cat that had no name. He never came when you called him.

Here’s the same joke, done by Adolf Hitler (of all people!) in a speech . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7yLZJ7A6Y

Is this guy named Fawkes?

We see no reason whyGunpowder Treasonshould ever be forgot.

I met a man with one leg named Smith.His other leg was named Jones.