Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 05, 2011

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    orinoco womble  almost 13 years ago

    In his autobiography Malcolm X recommends men never ask if there have been others. “Either she’ll lie, and you still won’t know, or she’ll tell you the truth, and it’ll only make you angry.” This of course was in the days before HIV.

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    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    She’s been on more laps than a Top Gear test car.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    slut lap top

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    ke4jhj  almost 13 years ago

    I hope they plan to use virus protection!

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Sleep modes around.

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    gobblingup Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Who cares, as long as she doesn’t have a virus.

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    bmonk  almost 13 years ago

    At first I thought this was a joke on computer speeds, and she was lapping him. . . .

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    lfishman  almost 13 years ago

    Date a Mac, they last longer.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 13 years ago

    How many of those twenty laps did she crash on?

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    tegm  almost 13 years ago

    why is it perceived as bad only when females do it?

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    natureboyfig4 Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    @Andrea: They would have to sit up to have laps! :-P

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