Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 19, 2011

Attaboy, Clarence

I’m sure Rat wants to add his very own special effects.

Just say “no”, Piggy.

How gullible can poor Pig be?! Just watch the movie, Piggie!

fox news says that movie is socialist drivel. that the movie shows bankers in a bad light. and, bankers are our friends who don’t foreclose sub-prime homes.

alternative ending is that uncle willie remembers where he put the money. they all head to potter’s bank, and confront potter. he lies, and stands up. he was lying about being a cripple. and, everybody beat the crap out of him for being a liar and douche.

They will mutilate that pig so bad it will be known as ground hog day.

..even Clarence likes bacon…

Why does Pig put up with this? He is bigger than Rat.

I see Pig has recovered from that beating he experienced yesterday :(

xxx

Its hog time

Surely, Rat can’t possibly be lying?

Don’t ask for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee Pig. Ruuun!

I still want to know when George Bailey gets his life back does he loose the hearing in that one ear again? And does mean Mr. Potter get to keep the money?

Rat is in a gray area of morality here—very dark gray.

I wonder what he’d say about The Christmas Story. “You’ll shoot the pig’s eye out”?

…actually, everytime a bell is rung, a snake gets feed its Rat…

Every time a bell rings, Rat earns his devil’s horns.

every time a bell rings, bacon in the pan doth sing

Every time a bell rings, there’s someone at the door with religious literature.

Here in Sweden we have a tradition of actually EATING a pig every Christmas eve. It’s called “christmas ham”. Everyone is doing it.