Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 19, 2011
December 18, 2011
December 20, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: What are you watching, Goat? Goat: 'It's a Wonderful Life.' It's a classic Christmas movie. Pig: Is that the one where they say, 'Every time a bell rings, a pig gets beaten.'? Goat: That's not the saying. Rat: Please don't ruin the fun. Pig: Why is that a classic?
rf_eq almost 13 years ago
Attaboy, Clarence
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I’m sure Rat wants to add his very own special effects.
Just say “no”, Piggy.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
How gullible can poor Pig be?! Just watch the movie, Piggie!
vwdualnomand almost 13 years ago
fox news says that movie is socialist drivel. that the movie shows bankers in a bad light. and, bankers are our friends who don’t foreclose sub-prime homes.
alternative ending is that uncle willie remembers where he put the money. they all head to potter’s bank, and confront potter. he lies, and stands up. he was lying about being a cripple. and, everybody beat the crap out of him for being a liar and douche.
doublepaw almost 13 years ago
They will mutilate that pig so bad it will be known as ground hog day.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 13 years ago
..even Clarence likes bacon…
cubswin2016 almost 13 years ago
Why does Pig put up with this? He is bigger than Rat.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
I see Pig has recovered from that beating he experienced yesterday :(
xxx
Hakulover almost 13 years ago
Its hog time
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Surely, Rat can’t possibly be lying?
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Don’t ask for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee Pig. Ruuun!
Drewdove almost 13 years ago
I still want to know when George Bailey gets his life back does he loose the hearing in that one ear again? And does mean Mr. Potter get to keep the money?
bmonk almost 13 years ago
Rat is in a gray area of morality here—very dark gray.
I wonder what he’d say about The Christmas Story. “You’ll shoot the pig’s eye out”?
spiritoflionelhutzlives Premium Member almost 13 years ago
…actually, everytime a bell is rung, a snake gets feed its Rat…
Ermine Notyours almost 13 years ago
Every time a bell rings, Rat earns his devil’s horns.
trekkermint almost 13 years ago
every time a bell rings, bacon in the pan doth sing
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Every time a bell rings, there’s someone at the door with religious literature.
Swedish over 9 years ago
Here in Sweden we have a tradition of actually EATING a pig every Christmas eve. It’s called “christmas ham”. Everyone is doing it.