Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 27, 2011
December 26, 2011
December 28, 2011
Transcript:
Croc: Okay, guys, we is wait here for zeeba neighba. When he show up, Bob smash heem wid rock. Croc: How long we got wait? Croc: Long as it take. Noise: Toss THUD. Me got bored.
Is it a first? Today, Bob is the surviving predator. Never mind that he bumped off—so to speak—another croc. Be careful, Larry; there may not be room for more than one Croc O’ the Wall!
I don’t understand the Crocs. Every year Zeeba and ALL his neighbas HAVE to go on the “Great East African Migration” with all their wildebeest friends.Why can’t the Crocs lie in wait in the Grumeti River and ambush any weak zeebas struggling in the current??
Oy. Again with the disrespect for those suffering from Zeeba’s Wall! What? You think these poor Crocs have nothing better to do than smash each other with rocks? How callous of you! Why can’t you understand it is Zeeba’s fault that the Crocs are killing each other?Oy.The Horror… The Horror….
Could I make an official plea to have the spectral tortoise o’ perspective invade every strip until the new year? Or at the very least a tap-dancing pig?
Bob = Ground Hogs Day… Keeps dying, yet comes back toon after toon…Don’t you wish you could be like Bob?Anyone got a tally of how many times Bob has been killed?
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Gator hab short attention span.
thegrift almost 13 years ago
i’ve felt like that, with comparable results
kraftjeff almost 13 years ago
So uh… when is Angry Gator for Chrome going to come out?
Don62 almost 13 years ago
the rock is the smartest thing in this stripStill luv dem crocks, dey always make me smile
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Is it a first? Today, Bob is the surviving predator. Never mind that he bumped off—so to speak—another croc. Be careful, Larry; there may not be room for more than one Croc O’ the Wall!
Hillbillyman almost 13 years ago
Dat crock got ’da brain of a comatose gnat.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I hate to ask this, but instead of waiting all day for Zebra, can’t they eat…um…. nice fresh croc?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Meanwhile “Hungry Hungry Crocks” could be a bored game.
eddie6192 almost 13 years ago
Looks like bob took out Larry……or was that Burt?
slopok almost 13 years ago
Are they playing “Hunger Games”.
hariseldon59 almost 13 years ago
For once Bob didn’t die.
finale almost 13 years ago
So now Zebra has to dispose of a Croc carcass? Bet Rat shows up with a new attache case in a few days?
corzak almost 13 years ago
I don’t understand the Crocs. Every year Zeeba and ALL his neighbas HAVE to go on the “Great East African Migration” with all their wildebeest friends.Why can’t the Crocs lie in wait in the Grumeti River and ambush any weak zeebas struggling in the current??
Moishe3rd almost 13 years ago
Oy. Again with the disrespect for those suffering from Zeeba’s Wall! What? You think these poor Crocs have nothing better to do than smash each other with rocks? How callous of you! Why can’t you understand it is Zeeba’s fault that the Crocs are killing each other?Oy.The Horror… The Horror….
Snoopy_Fan almost 13 years ago
Throw the stoned one into a croc pot. After all, it is a “slow” cooker…
celeconecca almost 13 years ago
true confession – when the crocs appear, I feel it necessary to read the dialogue out loud so it sounds right in my head. I have to get a life! ;-D
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Crocodile rocked!÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷Sing along with Sherlock: “All in all, it’s just a — nother croc off the wall…”
comedynut almost 13 years ago
rat lawyer comming soon
Hussell almost 13 years ago
How far does Zeeba live from the crocs?
Oh, just a stone throw away. – ba dum ba!!
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
I like the attache case. Maybe sharp shoes? Especially-jerked jerk-jerky? Keep it in a crock?
abaffuto almost 13 years ago
Could I make an official plea to have the spectral tortoise o’ perspective invade every strip until the new year? Or at the very least a tap-dancing pig?
boldyuma almost 13 years ago
If you can’t rock with the croc you love..
Rock the croc your with..Rock the croc your with(CSNY)
thewrestlelr401 almost 13 years ago
i feel kinda like a croc… lola
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Awwwwwwwwww!
xxx
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
boot to the head
Zebrails almost 13 years ago
Bob = Ground Hogs Day… Keeps dying, yet comes back toon after toon…Don’t you wish you could be like Bob?Anyone got a tally of how many times Bob has been killed?
squirrel500 almost 13 years ago
Whatever happened to the Tortoise O’ Perspective?
arye uygur almost 13 years ago
Who built that wall?? The rocks or bricks are built directly above each other instead of interlocking (if that’s the word).
Uskoke almost 13 years ago
If you’ve got an Android smartphone (I got one for Christmas), d/load Disney’s Where’s my water. Really cute!
Soroxas almost 12 years ago
50
Pearlslover01 almost 12 years ago
57
ZeebA16 over 11 years ago
58 dead crocs.
Meowth lover 24 over 7 years ago
Trigger happy croc
GoingNuclear almost 6 years ago
68
phobos over 5 years ago
73 crocs..
Goat the goat over 4 years ago
83
Bob da croc over 3 years ago
Hahah