Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 08, 2011

“Set Baby Jesus to stun!”

Activate Project Ginger Bread and on my mark engage the Surround Vision and set the fail safes to run the “It’s A Wonderful Life” protocol.

So much for the R.U. Sirius being top secret.Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a space station!

And so, it begins.

Yeah? Well we’ve decorated the Crystalline Entity! And topped it with the Friendly Angel!

Looks like they are going to blow a power grid in DEEP Space! So thats how black holes are created!

This reminds me of the Home Improvement episode (maybe annual) where Tim and his neighbor try to out-do each other. Breakers popped, transformers blew, but nobody ever went nova. Here, however…

Uh oh. . . Someone call Clark Griswold!

@Three Steps Over Japan won the thread before the rest of us were at the starting line.

Cliff better hope those gum foil wrapped fuses he stuck into the Deuterium-Tritium Fusion reactor last season hold up…..

it could get real dark, real quick….. now wouldn’t that be embarasing..??

But isn’t Jesus a 100 watt light bulb?

I can’t see any reindeer. Are the LEDs too bright?

“In four hours the ship blows up.” – Scotty to Capt. Kirk

And the most ludicrously expensive electricity bill in the universe is awarded to….(Drumroll, please…)

Wasn’t this a movie?

From the War on Christmas to the War of Christmas.

’Cause we all know how Jesus promoted conspicuous consumption?