Close to Home by John McPherson for December 10, 2011
December 09, 2011
December 11, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: If I were a fish and you were a fisherman, what kind of fish would you want me to be and what bait would you use to catch me? Before saying "I do," Glenda surprised Dale by having him take the Cosmo compatibility quiz.
Knightman Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Its a trick question! Don’t answer it!
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
…and boy was her dad angry when the groom left her standing there.
cdward almost 13 years ago
The only correct answer is: “I’m out of here!”
dugharry almost 13 years ago
Go man go, as far away as you possibly can!!..
Poollady almost 13 years ago
That’s an easy one. I’d want you to be an Angel fish and I’d use my charm to catch you!
Devils Knight almost 13 years ago
well thats easy a suckerfish and a worm
interceptor almost 13 years ago
Dale should do the “Bait and Switch”.
Cucklebur almost 13 years ago
Sounds like the questions they asked on the tv show ‘’DAITING GAME’’! You are a little late darling, this a wedding!!
quartermain almost 13 years ago
poor sole, he’s hooked and doesn’t have a fin!
jpozenel almost 13 years ago
Those Cosmo compatibility test really do work! Many years ago I had a girl friend who insisted that I answer the questions.That’s when I realized she was not the one for me.
CoBass almost 13 years ago
I think it’s more likely the artist doesn’t like drawing eyes or isn’t good at it.
burleigh2 almost 13 years ago
Silly woman… you ask him those questions to scare him off BEFORE the wedding! :-p ;-)
alan.gurka almost 13 years ago
Answers: “tuna,” and “piano.”