Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 09, 2011

SNERK!!! He’s checked into Viagra…

CALL 911 !!!!

She puts the “ho” in “ho ho ho” …

Once is enough to leave you with a little present which you will unwrap in September.

But the other 364 days of working up to it are heck on the mrs.Ultimate tantric sex.

..another blonde moment..

Mrs. Claus says it’s frigid up there on the “North Pole”.

First serve, first come.

Yes, but when he does, he really delivers.

He tells that to all the ladies. They love a challenge.

Then he goes off in his sleigh….

Why do you think he keeps a naughty list?

But when he does it’s alllllllll night long.

Which explains why he’s so jolly on Christmas.

“Tonight’s the night! Tonight’s the night!”

Yep, once a year…

and that’s down a chimney…

And remember folks, this image is available on Christmas cards you will be aching to send to your church-going friends…

Ho only has a couple seconds to do his business……………….

He came down our chimney, and next door’s. In fact he comes down everybody’s chimney but only once – each time.