Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 17, 2010

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Satchel says, "Bucky, do you think I can look tough?" Bucky says, "I'll be honest, you're less Westside than you are West Side Story tough." Satchel says, "What?" Bucky says, "You're almost as tough looking as Mitchy, the Cabbage Patch biker doll." Satchel says, "See, that's not-" Bucky says, "You're like the $120 'punk' t-shirt by Dolce & Gabbana." Bucky says, "...it has a skull on it, sure, but there's also sequins and a 'gentle cycle only' tag." Bucky says, "At best, you're the bad kid in a Nickelodeon show for preteens." Bucky says, "You're like the psycho Muppet with matted fur who-" thump, thump Satchel says, "Huh. I guess sometimes it's enough to be big." Bucky says, "Ow. Big dummy."