Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 03, 2012

Shucks.It’s easy.

It’s not that good, you have to be dead first.

She won’t need to find a new size….

Right now she’s young and shy….. as she gets older and more confident, she’ll come out of her shell a little.

BTW Nab — maybe she did …. you might note she’s still a mermaid.

Bet she had to shell out for those clams.

Ariel may still be a mermaid in the Disnified version, but in Anderson’s story her seafoam has probably lost its bubbles by now.

Bras aren’t the best things they are next to the best things.

Clams pinch if they’re alive…..

First, you would have to be supportive…………

[cough]

Anyone else get disturbed by nonmammals showing interest in boobs? Clams are nowhere close to human or mermaid.

Sitting next to my wife, I had to stiffle a laugh after Areil got her legs and the seagull was trying to guess what was different about her. One of his guesses was “New shells?”

yes. Because animals of every species are attracted to young women.

Amen!!!

Just thinking of “what it takes” for that clam (or are they scallops?) makes my jaw hurt.