The daughter will have to leave the family package, and move into Mr. Peanut’s can. She’ll have to raise the baby on a completely different aisle . . . depending on the store, of course.
She looks underage- especially for him, with his fancy top hat and monacle- and where were Mom and Dad M when she left the house wearing all that makeup and nothing but a thin candy shell?
margueritem about 13 years ago
And that’s how M & M peanuts began…
oldpine52 about 13 years ago
Oh nuts.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
He’s a little old for her, but he’s nuts about her.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago
LOL…I have a picture with Mr Peanut taken about 40 years ago on the boardwalk of Atlantic City NJ
cdward about 13 years ago
Plain Jane becomes Peanut Parent.
J Short about 13 years ago
I just thought he was just being rude when he said “Eat my nuts.”
osceola about 13 years ago
Some times you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t.
V-Beast about 13 years ago
how many times have we told you, ‘melts in your mouth’?
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Dogsniff – I didn’t know Varnes had a special relationship with Jif… do tell… :)
PICTO about 13 years ago
I never put anything in my mouth unless it is from a nut free facility
Rwill about 13 years ago
‘s Just wait tell Mr. Peanut finds out that she’s actually an almond M&M.
corzak about 13 years ago
The daughter will have to leave the family package, and move into Mr. Peanut’s can. She’ll have to raise the baby on a completely different aisle . . . depending on the store, of course.
finale about 13 years ago
I lost a job as an Inspector at the M&M factory when I rejected all the "E"’s and "W"’s that came through the line.
LingeeWhiz about 13 years ago
Every family has at least one nut in it!
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 13 years ago
Nutty Mssr Planter planted his nut…. she have him one, now there is three… how can that be? Mm Mm Mm….
J Quest about 13 years ago
Grad school, huh? Probably Texas M&M…
quartermain about 13 years ago
It would be butter if they got together
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Dogsniff… um…. OH…….oops!it was 4 am when I saw your comment…. Couldn’t sleep…
I usually try not to post when that happens cos I know some things are flying right over my head….
But anyway, Varnes is usually just being goofy when he says stuff like that…
Piakster about 13 years ago
i dont even wana know how m&m’s peanut butter came about…. ewww,,,
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
is her hand melting in his?
bluskies about 13 years ago
She looks underage- especially for him, with his fancy top hat and monacle- and where were Mom and Dad M when she left the house wearing all that makeup and nothing but a thin candy shell?
bluskies about 13 years ago
Nothing obscure about them having consomme’d their relationship, even if it happened in a Jif. Can’t Skippy past the result.