The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 27, 2011

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    When scissors go bad, News at 10:00.

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    SNERK!!!

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    bluskies  almost 13 years ago

    Think they’ll throw confetti after the investigation and trial are over, or will some higher-up just shred the evidence?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Get off the phone! Turn around and save that doll while she still has a shred of dignity!

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    It’s cutting edge news!!

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    Nachikethass  almost 13 years ago

    LOL sir…

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    cdward  almost 13 years ago

    Quick! Scissor’s cutting paper; bring the rock!

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    jreckard  almost 13 years ago

    But after the rocks arrive, there’s gonna be a great cover up.

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    TheWildSow  almost 13 years ago

    Bring Spock too, but leave the Lizards at home!

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    finale  almost 13 years ago

    “Honest Officer, I thought I could hold a couple of shots of WD 40; but I guess I was mistaken!”

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    LingeeWhiz  almost 13 years ago

    We regret to inform you that yesterday while responding to a domestic situation, our beloved Daily News was cut down. He is now Yesterday’s News.

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    jimwill0803  almost 13 years ago

    Looks like a case for Detective Glue. I think he can put this case together in no time.

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    debuggingdevice  almost 13 years ago

    Reporting on the cutting edge of the news

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    prrdh  almost 13 years ago

    Why not use the rocks the drinks are on?

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   almost 13 years ago

    Shear carnage…

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    Hussell  almost 13 years ago

    Today’s strip is funny. What a cut-up!

    At least once the sissors are defeated, they can celebrate by throwing the confetti that is all around!

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    J Quest  almost 13 years ago

    Probably just one Rock should do it…http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_Johnson

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    makemlaugh  almost 13 years ago

    Wow, this one’s a real page turner.

    Sadly, Edward struck at a time when he knew there was a big rock concert going on in Boulder (a smaller one in Little Rock), a stone’s throw away, so there were no rocks available. Now law enforcement is caught between a hard place and a hard place.

    Mâché – A place where friends stick together, and it’s hard to leaf. Actually, why would paper go to a place called “mâché”? That’s like a dog going to a club called “The Pound”.

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 13 years ago

    Ow! Dang it. I got a paper cut from my keyboard reading this one.

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    It’s in the cutting room!

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    tallcanofbeer  almost 13 years ago
    yes sir indeed he’s cutup
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    fmasroor  almost 13 years ago

    I think if you stick out your index finger, it makes a nice gun that destroys anything.

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