Matt Bors for December 21, 2011

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The Reason For The Season On December 25, many fiscal years ago, God sent his only son to kickoff a holiday about going on unrestrained shopping sprees. The event was sponsered by Bed Bath & Beyond. Three seasonal hires swung down on their lunch breaks, bearing gifts. Young Man: I Phone! Woman: Guitar Hero! Middle Age Man: Grande peppermint mocha! Jesus preached a simple message: money is of little importance - so blow it all at a big box store! Jesus Christ: Follow me and you will have eternal savings! He even turned the sick and lame into healthy consumers. Jesus Christ: Wait 'til you see the difference between regular and HDTV! VISION