Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 25, 2011

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I’m not sure even Verizon could hear you now up there. This is where the USPS comes in real handy.

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    Michael Jones  over 12 years ago

    He can get his entire list in 140 characters?

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 12 years ago

    Merry Christmas, everyone. Text to Santa can be iffy also.

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    He never texts back; it’s the mittens.

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    puddleglum1066  over 12 years ago

    Even satellite phones don’t work at the North Pole; the curvature of the earth gets between you and the geostationary orbit. Might be able to piggyback a signal on one of the Russian “Molinya” satellites, if they’ll let you…

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    The Life I Draw Upon  over 12 years ago

    The North Pole is sea, so Santa must be in Lappland with their reindeer. That’s why when you visit Santa you sit on a Lapp. Okay, it’s a str-e-c-cth.

    Santa, “Can you hear me now?”

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    alviebird  over 12 years ago

    I keep hearing this “140 characters” thing. Mine does 150. And it’s just SafeLink.

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    W6BXQ, John  over 12 years ago

    To all, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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    Redbear987  over 12 years ago

    @KM @thebird55Twitter uses the other 20 ch for tags. This is why twitter is has a limited appeal. I really can’t handle tags longer than 20ch.

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    alviebird  over 12 years ago

    This bird don’t twitter.

    (Yeah, I know it’s improper grammar).

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