Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 05, 2012

Wrong word there, Flo. The guys’ minds are in the gutter.

Well Cpt. Eddie got his pipe smoking,for awhile.

Well, at least you got their attention.

I seem to remember something in the news recently about a topless coffee bar in Maine.

Oops, false alarm!

Ah, the idea is to bring in more ladies. Show those gals respect by taking off your hats and wiping the snow off your shoulders.　　Wait, you’ve been in here for 2 hours, that snow should have melted by now…

Maybe there should be a sign on the door for those inconsiderate customers. We actually have a sign saying “No hard hats in break room”, otherwise people would wear them while eating lunch.

Where is the cat going to end up???

Three Steps Over Japan — Thank you for the lesson about sushi yesterday. Very informative. I’m still not going to eat it, but now I’m a little less ignorant.

Caps. They’re wearing caps.

Did Captain Eddie blow his lid?

♪♫And with a swing of her hipsShe started to stripTo tremendous applauseShe took of her drawers

And with a lick of her lipsShe undid all her clipsThrew it all in the airAnd everybody stared

And as the last piece of clothingFell to the floorThe police were yelling out for more (more)On a Saturday nightIn 1924♪♫

It was hilarious when The Beverly Hillbillies did this gag. Jethro’s restaurant was a failure, so he decided to make it “topless”. A trucker was thrilled when he heard this, since Ellie May was his waitress at the time, although less so when informed Granny would be on duty later. (Of course, Jethro was thinking of the hats waitresses usually wear…)

Flo knows what they thought she meant, She did it deleberately.

I remember that joke from the Beverly Hillbillies!

Oh, get with the program!

I was thinking she wanted the guys topless, but I don’t think that would attract more customers.

You know, if these guys would stop using her red hot dogs for salmon bait, people might think the food was better..You really can’t blame them tho. Those things will take two or three good hits before they start to break up.

hats off to you, Flo!

@PlodsI remember that routine, Bert’s Beanery.

JMHO – Women’s lib should not excuse us from common decency or respecting decorum.

“Flo topless”= Flop less…

The cat’s not wearing one.

One of my BIGGEST peeves of all time! Men who are too lazy or stupid or too poorly trained by their parents to know enough to remove their hats or caps in a restaurant! Or in ANY place for that matter when they come inside! If I had ever done that as a kid I would have been picking my cap up off of the floor (along with my head still in it), where my Dad had thrown it.

But if Flo makes it a topless diner, then what’s going to happen when it rains/snows/whatever?And what of those whose religions require them to keep their heads covered? Are they being rude?

A military hat is referred to as a “cover.” At several NCO clubs, back when I was in, were signs stating, “Her who enters covered here, buys the house a round of cheer!” Some said “beer” instead of “cheer.” Soldiers in an NCO club can be real thirsty critters, and some of the beer drinkers all of a sudden started drinking name brand booze. It only happens once to a person, and then the lesson is learned.

Topless? As in “Flo’s low I.Q. stew”?

Hats are rude in public anyway……. oh, wait…

Isn’t topless a British thing? Great joke BTW.

Think I’ll just repeat yesterday’s…..They’re so cute when they are clueless.. I was going to add about head coverings and removals in houses, churchs, while visiting, etc. Going to stay out of it. Must try to have all the facts before pontificating.

“But she’s always a lady, even in pantomime, so she stops- but always just in time!”

TAPAS?

Oh thank God for that, she meant hats. Phew

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