B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 03, 2012

One flew over the coo coo’s nest?

The Wright Bros will do it better centuries from then.

Really? Peter was the flyer? He’s the entrepreneur. It’s usually Thor who’s the inventor/risk-taker. Peter would have hired Thor to make the leap! :::nitpick, nitpick:::

Never announce your achievements before you’ve achieved them. Saves a lot of embarrassment.

Then again, on second glance he DID beat the Wright Brothers on both altitude and distance for a first flight…

Ouch!

At least the post-accident paperwork would have been a lot simpler then.

When I was in aviation the word was that “a flight report is the loud noise at the unsuccessful termination of a flight.”

Wile E. Coyote’s move

Where are the cameras from the History Channel?

They should join the Man Will Never Fly Society and have a drink.http://hamptonroads.com/2007/12/tongue-cheek-man-will-never-fly-society-continues-tradition

OK, I give up. What does N.T.S.B stand for?

Definitely “Grounded”

What goes up must come down.

Re the Wright Brothers flight: The distance of their first flight was once exceeded by a -— locomotive! A vandal threw a switch, switching a train onto an elevated coal loading chute.

“If God had meant us to fly he wouldn’t have given us the railways!”The Frost Report

He should have flown near a softer surface like sand.

I want a powered hang glider.

Icarus had the first N.T.S.B. report- but he beat the Wright Bros. by flying to close to the sun.