Monty by Jim Meddick for January 19, 2012
Transcript:
Monty: Speed dating... 3 minutes to distinguish myself from all the other guys you meet at this event tonight. Impossible? No. Not if you apply basic marketing principles... that's where the swag comes in... see, I offer a fun selection of various... hey wait... we still have a minute and 38 seconds, and... OK. Well you'r definitely not getting the tote bag...
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Nope, not the coffee mug, either.
tattooedcyberidiot almost 13 years ago
Admitting you heart someone is a big step. Maybe she wasn’t ready.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I’d go on one date with him just for the tote! I’d say, “I totes had a great time with you!”
oldpine52 almost 13 years ago
Speed dating could lead to a quick wedding and a even quicker divorce.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
You see, Monty, “basic marketing principles” is not what is going to win over a girl’s interest. This is not a sales presentation.
AnonymousUser almost 13 years ago
Monty seems to make Jon Arbuckle look like casanova from time to time.
victornewman almost 13 years ago
Where can I get one of those pens with nerd glasses? Maybe shifty Vince (slap chop guy) should be helping sell the Monty line.
Thinking May Help Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“swag” means “stolen goods”, so…But I like the pencil B—)
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
He’s actually trying to promote himself which is a step up. He’s doing a terrible job of it, though; she looks soooo unimpressed. If she is on his left side wearing the shirt, it would mean she is with someone else not him. Hee hee. Good spot on the pen with the nerd glasses. I like that.
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Monty dated for three minutes long,she up and walked away.Now he’s singing a long sad song.Good luck for another day.
Sojourner almost 13 years ago
I really, really want one of those nerd pens!!
jimbeauga almost 13 years ago
Maybe we should bombard Meddick with requests for the nerd pen. I remember that Berkeley Breathed had to develop some “Bill the Cat Fan Club” certificates after promising them once in a Sunday strip… I remember because I had to wait for mine.
superflash almost 13 years ago
What? Maybe a Monty koozie would have helped close the deal.
jimbeauga almost 13 years ago
Malcolm Gladwell’s “Blink” examines that question…
rgcviper almost 13 years ago
At first, I thought the blue shirt was gonna say “I’m with stupid”..That one could’ve gone a few ways, I’d say.
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
Already have a bundle of totes. .…..Want the Nerd Pen! Please?
Frankie5466 about 4 years ago
Oh man I too would absolutely buy that awesome Monty pen!