Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 11, 2012

These kids don’t seem to realize that bootlegging movies is WRONG. Where was Kitten hiding when all this was going on?

Now we’re getting more topical – is Gil going to bring SOPA down on this kiwi? No way that kid in P3 has a girlfriend he’s getting that movie for himself.

Titanic? a bootleg copy of a movie that she can find in the dollar bin at Wal-mart?

I think Kitten is a fan of The Phantom.

@RDT64: Good point. @bfwndtd: For reasons I don’t understand, Titanic is still a high-priced movie. It’s $77 on Amazon. (Apologies to those who saw the same info posted yesterday.)

Oh the pain, a bootleg movie spot in Milford. This is almost inhuman!

Methinks Lini should visit ink ink for the sheer pleasure of bringing this trainwreck to a screeching halt.

@lureman finally Brent Raptor has shown up again. I’ve waited 10 years for this.

Tatoos and bootleg DVD’s. We are going way beyond Gil’s job description when he has to take care of this mess. But maybe we can spice up the storyline if Wildcat shows up to buy one of those under-the-counter bootleg movies.

No, Wildcat is going to show up for some Kitten action. Meow!!

You guys stole my thundah about Brent Raptor (Rapture). He may have been slow but he could pick it. I’m guessing he dropped out of the JUCO in Arizona due to poor academic prep (poor curricula at MHS) and is now a manager at Big Burger going large.

five weeks till pitchers and catchers..

This does not seem like much of a business model… discount and lame tattoos for underaged high school jocks and bad pirated movies for comic book geek “girlfriends”. Even the US government would not invest in something this poorly designed.

Uh, er, can you get me Debbie Does Milford?

Wildcat will be in later to buy some bootleg pr0n, hopefully with Kitten in it.

Ohiobobcat, you beat me to the “he can pick it” line. That was a classic, along with Jarvis White weighing “a tick” over 220.

The Milfiverse doesn’t have the intarnets? Or are the kids too stupid to spell “bittorrent.com”?

BUT…you can buy a new copy of Titanic on VHS for about $4! One of the advantages of sticking with a VCR. Of course, on a janitor’s salary I can’t afford a DVD player until they go out of style.

I thought Brent played the hot corner or maybe I’m thinking of Bob Horner.