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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2012
Transcript:
Mother Croc: You stupid idiot, Larry! How could you post a photo on Facebook of you rubbing butts with a zebra?! Things on the Internet live forever!! Larry: It no leeve forever!! Larry has plan!! Mother Croc: What are you gonna do? Go door-to-door to six billion strangers on the planet and politely ask them to delete it from their computers?? Larry: Hullo. Me Larry. Me have favor to ask. Story update: Larry's wife, Patty, has learned of the Badonkadonk Rub Heard Round the World.
margueritem about 13 years ago
No way,Larry, uh-uh.
Templo S.U.D. about 13 years ago
If the man agrees, thereās 5,999,999,999 more people to go. Good luck, Larry. Youāre going to need it.
wiselad about 13 years ago
and he has to learn many other languages
rf_eq about 13 years ago
I was wondering who that was ringing my doorbell this afternoon
firedome about 13 years ago
sorry, larry. itās aready on my computer and iām using it as a wallpaper.
boreas2 about 13 years ago
nice bowtie
fatjimi about 13 years ago
boy if my wife ever found out i badonkadonked with anybody but her iād be the one ādeletedā!
LLABDDO about 13 years ago
Larry, when you come to my house bring beer. Iām easily bribed.
Proginoskes about 13 years ago
āThereās a picture of WHAT on the Internet? Cool! Iāll have to find it now.ā
Mandibela about 13 years ago
7 billion is correct, if you are referring to the total population. Luckily for Larry, they donāt ALL have access to a computer.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Pastis has just insured himself plenty of continuity for PBS. It should take Larry several generations to complete this one little deletionā¦.
chris_weaver about 13 years ago
Getting Kim Jong Un to delete it from his computer might be a bit of a challenge.
walruscarver2000 about 13 years ago
Much easier simply to go on TV and deny ever saying it.
ulomz about 13 years ago
You can say it was photo-shopped by your detractors Larry. Deny it ever happened!.. photo-shop the āreal/fakeā version.. :)
Lowtech about 13 years ago
hold on someoneās at the door
uniquename about 13 years ago
How come Larryās wife speaks English normally?
What Shenanigans about 13 years ago
Canāt he just claim itās a PhotoShopped fake, like every other celebrity with an embarrassing photo on the web does?
KEA about 13 years ago
by the time he talks to 6B people. thereāll be 7B.
mailinutile2 about 13 years ago
Keel da Internet !
eddie6192 about 13 years ago
Larry make beeg meestakeā¦he shuda teld Patty, dat no heem dat do badonkadonk wid Zeeba neighbaā¦.dat Burt.
qwertaz about 13 years ago
Actually, if the man agrees, thereās 5,999,999,994 people left. Danny Donkey pushed 5 off Mt. Everest in a previous strip.
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 13 years ago
Larry, jest knock on Al Goreās door first, he created it; he can tweak it . never happened. . . . ā»
ZydecoBear about 13 years ago
I would NEVER delete it.
pearls19 about 13 years ago
Only Larry would be stupid enoughā¦
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
āThe Badonkadonk Rub Heard Round the Worldā sounds like part of a rap song.
calvinnatefrazz about 13 years ago
Pastis, itās 7 billion now. 7 billion
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
A little enticement from LGD will move this right along.
hcr1985 about 13 years ago
Maybe he can save time and rent one of those airpline pilots who write messages in the skyā¦PLEASE DELETE MY VIDEO!!!!
killacowinWA about 13 years ago
He should ask Guard Duck to do the job for him. That guy would be much more effective at it.
icerobinmom about 13 years ago
I am actually starting to feel sorry for Larry.
Snoopy_Fan about 13 years ago
Is she wearing dung on her head????
fmasroor about 13 years ago
Great idea, Wife!
rgcviper about 13 years ago
āRubbing butts with a zebraāānow THEREāS a phrase I never thought Iād hear (in the comics or otherwise)..Of course, so is ābadonkadonkā. I rest my case. :)
Goat the goat over 4 years ago
First time you hear her name, patty, sir.
Da Doge oā Da Comics over 4 years ago
Plus, now we have 7.8 bil.