Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 09, 2012

walkin’ on eggshells

Poor kid’s going to give himself a heart attack.

Oh, Gunther. If you are skulking in hallways, you are NOT ready for Knox. Walk the hallways with confidence and show Knox you have no fear! At least, pretend.

Paranoia. Isn’t that the fatal flaw of many world leaders?

Depends on how big of an army they have.

I dunno, judging by that stance, I’m thinking he’d do better to hide…LOL Or perhaps starting singing “VOGUE” and nail him while he’s laughing.

Since when is Gunther spelled with Gung-ho? (oh boy…)

Fatal flaw of world leaders is either they have paranoia or delusions of grandeur / invincibility.

Yup. The shirt is now red. Third change of the day.

His mom must live for laundry day.

Agreed. Bullies are cowards with a support group or vastly superior physical strength like Dirk. Highly unlikely that Leslie Knox is brave enough to face Gunther on his own, unless it is a sneak attack from behind.

Whatever else that is, Gunther, that is not a Krav Maga move.

Gunther is obviously worried. Fear is the Beast that devours. Face fate unflinchingly, Gunther!

I would just say have a bigger friend with you thats all.

“Only the paranoid survive.”- Andy Groves, President and CEO of Intel Corporation

Oh, LOOK.

Gunther is Now SCARED of His OWN Shadow!

Well, that DAMNED “Cro-Mag” Book (Or whatever the Hell its called) was a Biiiiiiiiiiiig help.

Hey Gunther, I’ve got an idea. When You run into Needle Nose again, Look Him FIRMLY in the eye and say something inflamatory like, say:

“Hey, Less-Lilly! I’m gonna come over to Your house and VISIT Your Mom WHEN she gets out of Prison!”

Oh, He’ll probably then KILL you, but you’ll DIE a MEMORABLE, HEROIC, DEATH….,

That sack of books is going to throw his balance off.

Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you…

you watch- gunther will go through hell then find out knox has been suspended expelled or transferred

Gunther doesn’t have to worry about Leslie sneaking up on him. Wouldn’t be much of a victory if he attacked him from behind.

No, no; while Gunth may be short on confidence, he’s got the fight-or-flight instinct down pat – and it looks like he’s going with “fight”!

Lee-Anne Griffin: Paranoia doesn’t keep you from having enemies any more than hypochondria keeps you from being sick.

Too bad Quill isn’t around. He probably had boxing lessons and he could probably defuse it quickly…that’s what I like about being a Renaissance man…knowing how to fight.Too bad that now there’s the kids who learn to fight and the ones who learn to think…read, write, spell and figure…

And yet another uninspired episode of revenge of the nerds!!!!

So, this must be 3 days after the first encounter judging by the color of both Gunther and Knutes shirts. No wonder the tension is building.

When I see Gunther ‘air chopping’ I am reminded of Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers).

I’m thinkin’ that backpack can’t be good for his center of balance.

Gunther: Fists of Fury.

Gunther is ready and willing to fight. I’m actually impressed. Of course he’s nervous but he’s still brave enough to face it. Lots of people would run,

What would be cool would be if all of Gunther’s friends would arrange a meeting with him and Leslie. Leslie would find out that Gunther actually has a pretty large support group.

Looks like this is a rip-off of that 80’s movie, Three O’Clock High.

Jughead did that to Reggie and drove him crazy in “Archies.” Reggie kept expecting pranks from Jughead and finally confronted him, asking to get it over with only to have Jughead tell him he already did- what he was doing was the prank. Loved it.

wide open for a kick to the solar system, er… plexis.

Hope he didn’t learn that from the Krav book. THAT is not in there.

Looks like Gunther is auditioning for Dancing With the Stars. He should, they’ve never had a cartoon character. (Except Kirstie Alley, maybe)

When a boy tried to pick on my little sister when she was in sixth grade, she told him that he moved like a pretty ballerina, and then he danced around like one so that he wouldn’t lose face in front of his friends.

Sweep the leg! Sweep the leg!