Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 15, 2012

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    jennifer  almost 13 years ago

    If he (et. al.) is going 35 MPH, his mother must have a big back yard.

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    FatTonyBalducci  almost 13 years ago

    When Giraffes wanna “neck” it takes 3 days!!

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    I’m six feet long and I weigh one quarter of that weight. I’m not THAT thin. What does the giraffe have in its neck that weighs so much? That weighs on my mind!

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    Possum Pete  almost 13 years ago

    I wonder how fast it goes on the open road.

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    chris_weaver  almost 13 years ago

    35 mph in his mother’s backyard? Ouch!

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    Countjoel  almost 13 years ago

    I once shot a giraffe in my pajamas…he was going 35 in my mother’s back yard.

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    Giraffes really stick their necks out far! Isn’t that fish kind of unlucky? Unlucky to be caught that is.

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    charliefarmrhere  almost 13 years ago

    Poor wording. Does it mean he built it in his mothers back yard, or that it did 35 in his mothers back yard?

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    jhodge633  almost 13 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX5LDDGz2Mg&noredirect=1

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    teddyr  almost 13 years ago

    I’m thinking that the commentator meant that the motorcylce was built in his mother’s back yard and is capable of going 35 mph on the road.

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    PappyFiddle  almost 13 years ago

    I think what they meant is that Lincolnshire, England is in his mother’s backyard

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    captainedd  almost 13 years ago

    Probably shot it in the heart.

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    Karptaz  almost 13 years ago

    and then you wonder why people have issues with American English

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    gocomicsmember  almost 13 years ago

    Everyone beat me to the comments I was going to make on the motorcycle’s capabilities. And yes, teddyr, we are perfectly aware what was intended, but the poor phrasing still makes us chuckle!

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    tuslog64  almost 13 years ago

    That cycle would be helpless on our roads. There is a Ry grade crossing that a limo got hung up on because of its long wheel-base. (It moved when the loco hit it though)

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