Strange Brew by John Deering for January 23, 2012

The top step?

He he he!

If it’s capable of making coffee, it must have been able to climb the stairs in the first place.

Very well, then……If it’s capable of taking the coffee pot off the stove or switching the coffee maker off, it must be capable of climbing the stairs.

If it cares about the coffee, it must mean something to the slinky. I think it’s going to be one of those days.

It’s Slinky, It’s Slinky it’s fun for a girl or a boyIt’s Slinky, It’s Slinky for fun it’s a wonderful toy…

He drinks it, but it just runs right through him.

I have a slinky and it refuses to perform the magic of coffee brewing. And it’s all down hill as far as it’s concerned…….

Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

It’s amazing how many of these things have been sold when they can only do two things—-walk down stairs and shuffle from one hand to the other. Ok, three. They can get snarled up in the toy box with whatever else is laying in there…………..

♪♫ What walks downstairsAlone or in pairsAnd makes a slinkety sound? ♪♫A spring, a spring,A marvelous thing ♪♫Everyone knows it’s Slinky!It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky♪♫ For fun it’s a wonderful toyIt’s Slinky, it’s SlinkyIt’s fun for a girl and a boy ♪♫

??? who turns off the coffee? when the pot is empty you make another…

People in my life got me a maker that turns itself off. Guardian Angels exist.

It slinks!:-<

Does anybody know what happens if you use a slinky on an esculater?

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