Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 23, 2012

Calvin’s ego is bigger than is imagination.

Cymbals would be a nice touch…

How about a trumpet flourish?

Why do I have a feeling he wouldn’t mind that? lol }:~]

I think a laugh track would work best.

CLASH! CALVIN, BOY OF DESTINY CLASH!

How about a gong?

Next he’ll have 1 arm sticking in his jacket. Hobbes will be his strategist.

If mom has any say in it, it’ll be to his room!

Page forward. “I want to be introduced as Calvin,. . . the AWWWSOME ONE.”

At least he remembered his pants today. Maybe he is a boy of destiny, after all.:-)

Washington, D.C.

What about Hobbes. You just know that he’ll want a fancy title, too. How about, “Hobbes, The Tiger of Tomorrow!!”

“Boy……of Dessstiny!” I think I hear the ‘symbols’ crashing, now!

“Boy……of Dessstiny!” That’s ‘symbol’ enough, isn’t it, Mom?

Why stop at cymbals? A marching band playing Sousa-type music after Calvin’s introduction would certainly drive home the point.

For the moment, we’ll leave aside what that desstiny is.

Calvin’s just zis guy, you know?

And the lower back.

Calvin’s destiny might be to go to bed without any dinner if he’s not careful.

Tam, ta, ta, flourish, tschin, bumumumum!

Jeremy Clarkson one of the presenters on BBC America’s Top Gear show would be the perfect voice for that.

His dad was use a penny whistle.

So That’s where Apple got its idea for the commercial where the boy asks Siri to call him Rock god.

ALL: “I’m thinking I’m going to stop introducing you.”

Awwwwwwww!

Calvin’s mother looks at her wits end.

xxx

Dream on kid!

What’s he want a medal or a chest to pin it on??

Hey ‘Calvin, Boy of Desssstiny’, time to take out the trash.

And throw in some fireworks while you’re at it.

Calvin your dessstiny might be a reality show……or a reality check

How about he just carries a small stage around with him, and he gets an entire overture?

And a cape, he definitely needs a bright neon blue cape!

Calvinxander the Great

Boy of destiny? More like boy of insecurity.

WOW, with an ego like THAT, he could be PRESIDENT! Oh, wait… we already HAVE one of those.

Calvin sure is on an ego trip!

A slow cymbal crescendo with soft mallets.

Epaulettes aren’t big enough for Calvin. He definitely needs billboards on his shoulders. Even plakkards aren’t big enough.

Cymbals no,how about a warning noise like say a fog horn.

could use the cymbals as a serving plate as well

Hahahaha… So so FUNNY!!! LOVE YOU CALVIN AND HOBBES!!! :)

Calvin’s appearance merits a serious horn section – what instrument does Hobbes play? They could play George Thorogood’s Bad to the Bone – his parents might leave him alone in the house for the summer….now that I think about it, mebbe Sweet Home Chicago might be better….

And a drum roll.

Next, he’ll want Hail to the Chief played whenever he enters a room.

Introduce who, mom?

How about a comical ooh-gaah bicycle horn? Klarabelle made a career of it, before he blew it all by going into the talkies…

Cymbals? Trumpets? I hear horses whinnying!

@ Number Six:

LOL!!!

Mom doesn’t need any cymbals to crash – Calvin provides plenty of his own crashes…